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More high res scans of DOA 2 jumblies

2006-11-09 15:26:50  ยท  Papa Niero
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With the recent news of Dead or Alive 2's creator facing sexual assault charges, I feel like the second biggest pervert in the industry for peddling these scans to chilluns, but somebody's got to do it. Xboxyde has posted three pages of high resolution scans with new accessories, scenarios, and more reasons to make you feel like a dirty bastard. If I had a hand in the creation of this game, I would petition one comedy feature: 3rd person awareness of cameraman mode. When you flip this on, it would camera shift to a guy in the bushes with a telescoping lens. I imagine him in a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops (with Solid Snake as an unlockable character so you can use the invisibility cloak and fight back). In this mini game, you try to photograph them as much as possible until they ultimately detect you and try to beat you down as you escape to the hovercraft. Will this ever happen? Of course not. But the new features should keep you busy enough. After reading Japanator today we should request a include a crochet bikini or a bra that carries your melons along with your other melons. Essential.




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