Microsoft opens online store, unsurprisingly fails at it

Hear ye, hear ye! Let is be known throughout  the kingdom that Microsoft has caught up with the modern era and opened its very own online store! This store will be selling a wide selection of robust and highly dependable Microsoft products, including the critically acclaimed, incredibly popular Windows Vista.

The store is also selling a wide variety of games and Xbox 360 accessories. Well that’s just plain convenient, isn’t it? Nothing like drinking water from the source, right? Well, no. Not when you consider the fact that Microsoft, in all its wisdom, is charging $6.99 shipping on top. 

Yeah … I think I’ll be sticking to Amazon for my online shopping needs, thank you very much. 

God damn it, Microsoft … you fail all the time.

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