Merry Christmas to all the wonderful, beautiful people come to Destructoid every day for their gaming news and related nonsense. We truly do love you all, and we're so happy that you've stuck around all this time.
The holidays are a time to think about your family and be thankful for what you have. The Destructoid staff is a family, and we consider you all our extended family. So think of Jim as your perverted uncle, or Chad as the most festive family member ever. Think of Niero as that guy that gives you really wierd gifts that you love anyway. Samit would play you a song on his guitar and sing a sweet, sweet song. Max is the family member that might make a move on your girl. Tara is the family member that would put extra care in gift wrapping, with pretty bows and shiny paper. Conrad's the guy that would give you underwear for Christmas. Holmes is the guy with the great Christmas sweaters and the big hugs and smiles. Jordan would help you clean up the holiday dishes because he's good like that. And Hamza is easily the family drunk. Me? I'm that guy that dresses up his dog.
We here at Destructoid wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Now quit reading Destructoid and spend time with your other family!
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