Mega64: Modern Warfare 2 ruins everything

Major games getting pushed back to next year? That’s Modern Warfare 2’s fault. The economy in the sh*tter? Modern Warfare 2’s fault. Frankenstein defeats vampires? Modern Warfare 2’s fault yet again!

Modern Warfare 2 isn’t even out yet and it’s caused so much pain and suffering on our world. You know how the planet is said to be ending in the year 2012? That’s bullsh*t. The world is actually going to end next Tuesday, when Modern Warfare 2 is released.

Goddammit, Infinity Ward.

Hamza Aziz