Mario and Luigi are horrible plumbers

The Mario and Luigi you and I know are great heroes. Thanks to College Humor’s latest videogame skit, we now know that if Mario and Luigi were really people, we’d never go anywhere near them.

Really, they’d be two badly dressed men that looked like they could snap at any moment. They’d be messed up on drugs, eating flowers and throwing defenseless turtles all day long. Thankfully, the man that hired the plumbers in the first place writes a really strong complaint letter so we’ll never ever have to worry about them again. You know, because complaint letters actually work!