Man rams girlfriend off the road to get his PS3 back

In news that will only give the anti-Grand Theft Auto crowd something to beam about, a man is currently facing criminal charges after using his car as a battering ram — all in the name of retrieving a confiscated PS3. 

Colleen Frable took the console from her unemployed boyfriend, Darren Suchon, as vengeance for him spending all his time gaming instead of looking for a job. Possessed by the Rage of the Gods, Suchon followed his girlfriend to work, where she had stashed the PS3, and then used his car as a battering ram to rear-end her own vehicle off the road.

“I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game,” Suchon told the police, doing nothing to make him sound any less like a psycho. 

The angry PS3 lover is now facing charges of simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. This is what happens when you get between a man and his EyePet.

Girl takes PlayStation, boy runs her off road [MSN, thanks doberling7] 

In news that will only give the anti-Grand Theft Auto crowd something to beam about, a man is currently facing criminal charges after using his car as a battering ram — all in the name of retrieving a confiscated PS3. 

Colleen Frable took the console from her unemployed boyfriend, Darren Suchon, as vengeance for him spending all his time gaming instead of looking for a job. Possessed by the Rage of the Gods, Suchon followed his girlfriend to work, where she had stashed the PS3, and then used his car as a battering ram to rear-end her own vehicle off the road.

“I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game,” Suchon told the police, doing nothing to make him sound any less like a psycho. 

The angry PS3 lover is now facing charges of simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. This is what happens when you get between a man and his EyePet.

Girl takes PlayStation, boy runs her off road [MSN, thanks doberling7] 

Jim Sterling