"That's some Chicken 'n' Beer-ass Ludacris right there"
Have you ever heard of Fast and Furious: Showdown? I wouldn't be surprised if you hadn't, because let's be real: this game is goddamn terrible. Now, I'm not talking about something like Beyond: Two Souls which is certainly bad, but is bad from an artistic perspective. I'm talking about ugly, broken, poorly made, and creatively bankrupt. It's certainly going to be a terrible experience, but a fantastic trainwreck to watch.
Seriously, if you miss one episode of Destructoid's Attract Mode this year make damn sure it's not today's. Want to hit the road with Phil and I? The car is rolling out of the driveway at 2PM PDT so get on over to Dtoid.tv for all of the fun.
Oh, and we have one more thing to note: We have been running a contest on the channel for a copy of Watch_Dogs. It's Squirrelmecha. Squirrelmecha won. YAAAAY! I'm actually pretty stoked about this because Squirrelmecha was actually the first person who ever subscribed to Dtoid.tv. Want to get in on our next awesome contest? You better check out the show!