Offworlder Joel Johnson spotted this over in the Bay Area Craigslist personals while cruising for a "casual encounter". You know: bowling shirts, some brewskis, couple games of Fumble the Crumble (peach).
FRWARGGHH GHUURR (L4D)
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Date: 2009-02-15, 9:50AM PST
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If a meteor hit the Bay Area today, the entire Internet would go silent. All of your torrents would triple in speed; Twitter would lose 86% of their user base, and LiveJournal would go dark.
Sometimes I pray for such a sky-hammer...today is not one of those days. Soldier on, SF nerd army. I'd hit it.