'A whole new journey'
On this fine April day, Journey developer thatgamecompany has uploaded an announcement video for a new add-on that seeks to please everyone who didn't enjoy the experimental game. Too little gameplay, you say? Not enough fights to the death with Internet strangers? Look no further.
"The Rocket Death Match DLC exclusively for PS3 provides a fresh new take on the anonymous online adventure of a person's life passage and their intersections with other's."
I have to say, props to TGC for putting some solid effort into this joke.