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IT'S A TRAP: Play as a tranny in the new Saint's Row

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This is the best news I've heard all day. As a self-confessed lover of all things transgendered, the news that Saint's Row 2 will give you the ability to play as a delicious trap is something that I cannot simply ignore. I may have disliked the original Saint's Row due to its completely hamfisted handling of the subject matter and complete lack of irony or wit, but how can I say no to this? Shemales are what make life worth living.

It's all in the customization, you see. About the only thing of any depth in the original was the advanced character creation, which is being taken to a higher level, if the latest game details to surface are to be believed. You can now play as "a man, a woman, or anything in-between." Not many games can let you do that. Well, outside of every Final Fantasy game to date.

Other details include the use of aircraft, which you will be able to fly into one side of a building and out of the other, although not to the point of destruction. A wise move, considering the critics would instantly jump on it as a 9/11 sim. Boats and motorbikes will also come as standard. Additionally, you will be able to take hostages and use them as human shields, as well as dual wield guns and even take things from the environment, like mailboxes or road signs, as weaponry.

Add into the mix a much larger cityspace and a complete two player co-op mode that lets you and a friend play the entire storyline together, and you have a game full of bountiful promise. As skeptical as I was about another Saint's Row, I must admit that this all has me very interested. Of course, I'm mostly just thinking about those tasty, tasty traps.

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