A photograph has clambered its way up the Internet grapevine, one that allegedly displays the Project Cafe console in all its white, curvy glory. If it's the genuine article, then Nintendo's new console is a cross between a Wii and a Tupperware box.
Naturally, this is totally unconfirmed, and like all Cafe rumors, it should be viewed with a healthy dose of skepticism. Speaking in the purely hypothetical sense, though, would you proudly have that sat underneath your television set?
Cafe is rumored to have a touch-screen controller, superior HD graphics, the ability to cook a chicken, and houses a fragment of the Triforce of Wisdom.