It sounds like horses, but there aren't any horses

So, how's the guitar learnin' going? You making some real progress? Rocksmith 2014 said it'd teach you to play guitar, so I can only assume that any lack of success in this department falls squarely on your shoulders.

Oh, what's that? Despite my condescending tone, you're learning quite quickly? You're ready to join the ranks of the guitar legends and shred with the best of 'em? Okay then, Ubisoft's releasing a five-pack of Iron Maiden songs today for $11.99 or $2.99 a piece, so make sure your gallops are up to snuff. The tracks included are:

• 2 Minutes To Midnight
• Aces High
• Fear Of The Dark
• The Number Of The Beast
• Run To The Hills

Seriously though, this music sounds like horses doing horse stuff.