Hi kids! Gather around my hairy arms as Uncle Hamza has some terrific news for you! The Destructoid Show debuts this Monday afternoon on Revision 3! Look for us every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday doing marginally relevant things about videogames, hosted by Jonathan Holmes, Tara Long, and some surprise faces from the Dtoid Community who applied for that video thing (look for an email from Niero soon). You can expect to see many Destructoid staff cameos, trained animals, musical guests, biceps, and all sorts of videogame industry personalities. Presented in 3D! OK, not really. But it will be in HD and totally free.
Special thanks to community members Court The Jester, Maniac Maverick and all the little kids at the elementary school next to Destructoid HQ that appeared in this traumatizing video. ALSO, THIS VIDEO HAS THE IMPACT FONT!