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10 things the Nintendo NX probably won't be

In March of last year, the same day Nintendo announced it would enter the mobile market in a partnership with DeNA, the company said it was working on a new "dedicated games platform with a brand new concept." More than a year later, that's...

 
 
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Stuff the Bravely Second Collector's Edition is bigger than

April 15 was my favorite day of 2016. Not only did it mark the return of the hilarious Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix, but here in the States we finally got Bravely Second: End Layer. As the sequel to one of the best RPGs on...

 
 
 
 
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Don't masturbate in public to PS4 displays

Security camera footage of an unknown man having a wank in front of a PlayStation 4 display has been leaked online, and now here it is for you to watch, if you're into that kind of thing. You won't see much skin, so no worries there. ...

 
 
 
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Portland bookstore has sick Assassin's Creed burn

Long-time reader, first-time tipper and professional stand-up comedian Sarah Maywalt sent me the picture above that she took in the Powell's Books, an independent bookstore in Portland, Oregon.  Powell's reminds us that the novelizatio...

 
 
 
 
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Play Family Feud with Google autocomplete answers

Google surveyed the world and the top 10 autocomplete answers are on the board -- try to guess what they are in Google Feud, a brand new site that uses Google's autocorrect to create a single-player Family Feud-like experience.  T...

 
 
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So the new Rabbids cartoon premiered today

Today, Nickelodeon launched the latest show on its Saturday morning lineup: Rabbids Invasion. Teased about for years, the new program is about... the Rabbids, and they do... things. Ummmm... yeah, that's basically the gist of it. I happene...

 
 
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Play around with this fun NES music box

Got a couple of minutes to spare? What am I saying? Of course you do! Check this shizz out! NeoGAF user asa spent a few days messing around in Unity in order to make a nifty interactive NES music box. By pressing the power button, you can l...

 
 
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Here's a super derpy picture of Yoshi just because

Seriously, just because. Look at how derpy Yoshi looks! Remember that dumb running Sonic meme? I seriously want to see derpy videogame characters take off like this. It's so cute! The artwork was done by lxromero, who also did some cute tak...

 
 
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Some guy: Xbox might be sold to Sony, Microsoft is ruined

Remember that guy who said Microsoft's Xbox division cannot be sustained by the company? Well, here comes another analyst with the same suggestion, going so far as to believe rival Sony could acquire the brand. Them's some damning words! "T...

 
 
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Watch this and your childhood will be destroyed

I've got two words for you: "Human Caterpie." If you are wondering if you should watch this Pokémon animation by Mosama, first check out his webcomic Satan's Excrement. If that floats your boat, then by all means, carry on! The Poke...

 
 
 
 
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Handheld gaming PCs aren't the future (yet?)

If tech reporters seem excited today about the prospect of Project Shield, a new handheld PC gaming console by Nvidia, it’s probably because they are at CES where there is little else to be excited about within the confines of gami...

 
 
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WSJ Live is the newest app for Xbox Live

I've got news for you. No, really. News. A news app. Freshly launched on Xbox Live, WSJ Live brings customized news to your game console. The Wall Street Journal will beam live and on-demand programming from 2,000 journalists from all over ...

 
 
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Warren Spector and I are totally best friends now

I failed to mention that, immediately following the Disney Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion preview event last month, Warren Spector led all the journalists on a tour through Magic Kingdom. We went on the Magic Carpet, Haunted Mansion, and P...

 
 
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Hideki Kamiya on DmC questions: 'GET THE F*CK OFF'

Hideki Kamiya is a man responsible for a lot of Capcom's success, being influential in the creation of Resident Evil and Devil May Cry. His work as director for that latter game, however, seems to have caused him to go ballistic, after fans...

 
 
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The video that proves Resident Evil 6 is actually great

So yesterday I reviewed Resident Evil 6, and I didn't like it, which was sad. The critics have been very split on the whole thing, with scores ranging from from the very low to the very high. It's a polarizing experience, that much is true...

 
 
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BioWare is clueless, banned a user based on a meme

BioWare is dead serious about upholding its Terms of Services and will bring down the hammer of justice hard should you step out of line. One member (username withheld) of the Star Wars: The Old Republic message board learned that the hard ...

 
 
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CAN'T UNSEE: TV's Terra Nova stars Old Snake, Sheva

Have you seen Fox's Terra Nova? It's a show about a family that travels back in time to prehistoric Earth through a fracture in time to save the human race. Steven Spielberg is an executive producer, and there's special effects and dinosaur...

 
 
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There are no Pokemon in this Pokemon video

On Friday, I posted Luigi's Mansion parody in which the titular mansion was barely shown. Above, I post a Pokémon video in which zero Pokémon are ever seen on screen. Is this a new trend? Has everyone been inspired by Garfiel...

 
 




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Gorogoa"Bowl of tricks"

 

Hearthstone: Kobolds and Catacombs"You're gorram right I'm taking that candle"

 

Never Stop Sneakin'"Sneaking its way onto your Switch"

 

Final Fantasy XV: Episode Ignis"Last time is a charm?"

 

Game of Thrones Season 7 Blu-ray box set and giveaway"Want to own a copy of Game of Thrones s7? Read on!"

 

Race for the Galaxy (Mobile)"One of the best digital conversions to date"

 

Star Wars: The Last Jedi"The Force is strong with this one"

 

Review in Progress: Okami HD"Amaterasu is still lookin' good"

 

7 Wonders (iPad)"Give me that money, Berenice"

 
 
 

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Occams

Saw The Shape of Worth a watch if it comes to your neck of the

 
Greentinsel214

Also, cocks

 
SrChurros

When you just want to download the free trial version of a software but it wont let you do it unless you insert your credit card data (Im looking at you Microsoft Office)

 
Donley Time

Happy Holidays and we love you! Our latest post on game development is live here on Destructoid!

 
PlinyTheWelder

My examination of Wolfenstein 2 and how it succeeds (characters, cutscenes) and fails (story, gameplay, I look at how the game got a better reception than it ultimately deserved when accounting for how confused the gameplay

 
kviznos

just played through Blackguards for 10 hours and found out my build aint worth This is one of those games that almost always requires glancing at a moving

 
Electric Reaper

I hate vaporized perfume and I can smell that stench from yards away, and it overwhelms all other That stuff is nearly as nasty as the iodine used in dairy

 
Spiders For Christmas

Who is in charge of the next chapter for the book were writing and where is it, you lazy bum?

 
Shinkz

back to being horribly sick Wont be able to see my doctor until next My hospital appointments came in for the 31st of December so I guess thats where Ill be spending the end of this

 
 

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