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TANK POWER! World of Tanks will tank-rush the MMO scene

Newcomers to Massively Multiplayer games, especially fantasy-themed titles, are usually quite disappointed when they ask for a "Tank" and receive some kind of burly man or orc in knight's armor who says his role is to "pull aggro," saying t...

 
 
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Persona 3 Portable getting US release July 6th, 2010

Dale told me that I could only write this post if I began with the following message: "Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby! Ooooooh, yeah. Baby, baby!" And there you go. Persona 3 Portable, the updated, portable-ized adaptation of Pers...

 
 
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No More Heroes 2 vids: Fat Kid Panty Kitty Party Edition

MegaStryke and I recently made a bet that on No More Heroes 2's potential sales. I think that if the game gets a 9 or better from Game Informer and other major gaming news outlets, then it could sell up to a million copies by January 2011....

 
 
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SPOILERS: Entire game of Sin and Punishment 2 on Youtube

2D shmups are back with a vengeance these days, while 3D shmup releases are at an all time low. For my money, the last truly great game in the genre was Panzer Dragoon Orta on the original Xbox. That's only if you don't count Sin and Punish...

 
 
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Namco using Microsoft money to fund PS3 Vesperia?

They don't call 'em Scamco Bandai for nothing. According to new rumors, Namco is using money it gained from a Microsoft exclusivity deal to fund PS3 development. The Xbox 360 platform holder allegedly paid Namco Bandai a princely sum to mak...

 
 
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Tingle continues to tease with three creepy videos

Sorry guys, this post isn't about Teaching Mrs Tingle, though that has its share of creepy teases as well. No, this news story is about Tingle of The Legend of Zelda series and Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland infamy. Speaking of Fres...

 
 
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E3 09: Final Fantasy XIV announced (with online features)!

Oh SH*T. We did not see this one coming (at least, not so soon). In the Sony press conference announcements, they dropped an incredible new piece of news: Final Fantasy XIV is coming exclusively to PS3, we got to see footage, and it will ha...

 
 
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Oh happy day! XSEED brings Ju-On:The Grudge to the US

Some days, the seemingly eternally cynical attitude of some gamers really gets me down, but today is not to be one of those days. I don't care what people have to say about this game, because I am so excited to hear it's getting a US releas...

 
 
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Oh my God it's time: Galactrix launch day trailer

It's been almost eight months since I first laid hands on Puzzle Quest: Galactrix, and most of the time inbetween then and now has been spent idly wondering if the game had the power to addict me as completely as the first game did (and the...

 
 
 
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Maxis co-founder confirms work on new Oddworld title

Speaking at Wilfrid Laurier University in Ontario, Canada, Maxis co-founder Jeff Braun confirmed involvement in an upcoming Oddworld sequel.  "They're such a talented group of people," he said of the series' creator, Oddworld...

 
 
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Speculation: Diablo 3 fan site has a countdown

Speculation, rumor and more speculation: welcome, you've arrived at the internet. There are several great mythical beasts here in the gaming sector, and throned right next to the next gen remake of Final Fantasy VII is the announcement of D...

 
 
 
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Crisis Core launch event in San Francisco March 25th

Finally, after month after month of salivating on screenshots, small bits of video, hopes and fantasies about whether or not Crisis Core will be what I want it to be, the time is nearly here. It seems that the details have finally been conf...

 
 
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Hot cosplayer does Cortana nakedly

Not since that chick that painted herself blue to look like a Mudkip (no I'm not linking to that, find it yourself you pervert) have I been so turned on by ... a chick that painted herself blue. I4U has a monthly hot geek chick that does so...

 
 
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Porn stars talk videogames: Also cocks

So as we all know, the internet is for porn. Some would also say that videogames are for porn, too. But what do porn stars think of videogames? The intrepid, ever professional editors of GameDaily made it their goal to find out via a series...

 
 
 
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New Southwest ad makes fun of Wiitards

I hate it when our medium leaks into T.V. and movies since it's usually butchered (a good example of what I'm talking about will be on Weekend Destructainment this week). So I always have to cringe when I see our pasttime about to make a ca...

 
 
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The greatest arcade in the world

[I really love arcades. It's something I've missed for a while, and I'm yearning to check out something like this. God dammit, I don't want to go to New Hampshire, but unless I find something else, it looks like it's a trip to a m...

 
 
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More Timesplitters 4 details appear, David explodes with joy

I love Timesplitters 2. I mean really love it. In an almost scary way. If it were a girl I'd marry it, if it were a food I'd gorge on it until my stomach lining burst, and if it were a drug my veins, lungs and brain would now be naught but ...

 
 
 
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YTMND Thursday: Mario ain't the father, edition

A YTMND Thursday first folks! Yes, this week, I had to add this special video to better explain my favorite YTMND of today. I would rather not describe it, for it might take away from the epicness. So, first watch the video, then go check o...

 
 
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Devil May Cry 4 screenshot blow out ... part two!

In case you've missed it, please catch up with our first set of screenshots in our wacky Wednesday evening Devil May Cry 4 media blowout. Caught up? OK, good. These screens are taken from actual gameplay, and are the result of the Magi...

 
 
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Dorkbot Vienna: this is our generation's Kent State

In 1990, Public Enemy released the seminal Fight the Power, an anthem consisting of four minutes and forty-two seconds of verbal fireballs aimed straight at The Man. While it's completely sans clock-wearing gremlins, the Dorkbot movemen...

 
 




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