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Project DIVA Dreamy Theater shafts the PSP Go, too

  The PSP Go must be a sad piece of hardware. In concept, it's revolutionary. It's the first dedicated, all-digital game platform (phones notwithstanding), with full support for the PlayStation Network, several PS3-connectivity feat...

 
 
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Deadly Premonition is THE greatest game ever made

Deadly Premonition released yesterday, although if you weren't reading Destructoid, you wouldn't have known. The budget horror game launched with no fanfare, and I had to actually get my copy from under the counter at my local GameStop, be...

 
 
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MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!!!!!!

Oh ... my ... God ... Please forgive me for taking the Lord's name in vain, but if you're yet to see this, you will most likely blaspheme along with me. This video is currently doing the rounds, and really, it has to be seen to be believed...

 
 
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Kid pirates Xbox 360 games, gets banned, tells BBC

The BBC is hilarious when it tries to cover technology news, because it clearly has no idea what it's talking about, especially with videogames. Case in point: A kid got banned from Xbox Live because he was pirating a game. Not only does th...

 
 
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BioWare gets butthurt over story criticism

BioWare staff writer Patrick Weekes does not like to be a mocked. A fan recently created an "RPG cliche chart" to poke fun at what he believes is a predictable story structure in BioWare games. Apparently, Weekes took great offense to the c...

 
 
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Perry: Used games pushing industry to digital distribution

Dave Perry is obsessed with the issue of used games. His rants on the subject have been numerous, and now he's implicated GameStop and its ilk in the game industry's recent drive to pursue digital distribution. Claiming that his o...

 
 
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EA's fake protest creates some real protest

I'd just like to announce that I knew it was a fake from the start (or really quickly) and have documented proof of this fact. That being said, EA's PR stunt at E3 in which they got a group of people to protest outside the LA Convention Cen...

 
 
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Rumortoid: Microsoft working on full-body motion sensing

Jesus. how far is this going to go? First we have waggle sensing. Later, more accurate, "one-to-one" waggle sensing. And then, earlier today, we heard rumors that Sony is working on some similar bullsh*t. Now, as if to top them al...

 
 
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Your Wii is sad and lonely, says Nielsen

Nielsen's State of the Video Gamer study somehow measures a percentage of the total time a console could be used. I don't know how the hell they do that, but their figures show that the Wii has the lowest user activity. Compared to your oth...

 
 
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SingStar PS3 $10 at Best Buy. Worth it? Umm...

Deep in the same Best Buy store reduction bin alongside spray-on screen cleaner, old RAM, and countless copies of Every Extend Extra was SingStar PS3. A possible cheap gem in a pile of trash? The sales guy tells me that they're clearing the...

 
 
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Edge's Let's Tap review: A disservice to gamers

Look, we're not here to say which reviews are right or wrong, and we're not saying that opinions aren't important, but Edge's review of Let's Tap is wrong and the opinions are completely unimportant. With this in mind, we definitely recomme...

 
 
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Organized Pussy League (aka moral watchdog) hates LEGO Batman

The Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood likes to run its mouth off about various evil things that go on in the world, although it hasn't really targeted videogames since 2007 when it joined the Manhunt 2 witch hunt. That said, it hasn'...

 
 
 
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More bitching about pre-owned games from David Braben

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to re-introduce you to David Braben. The Frontier Developments boss has already slammed pre-owned games in the past, falsely claiming that other industries don't tolerate the practice and asking for retail cha...

 
 
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Game Debate to the Death!
Hardest game you've ever played?

In the last debate, we discussed which Pokémon species and game was our favorite. With hundreds of critters and a dozen different games to choose from, it was probably the most varied range of votes I've ever seen in a debate before....

 
 
 
 




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Serethyn

Holy excrement, I think Valkyria Revolution beats MGS4 in terms of cutscene I just counted 12 - TWELVE - cutscenes in a row without any gameplay in This is just I’m glad most devs have more

 
Jetfandam

Ive switched X with Shes a lot of fun and her swordstrikes reminds me of a 2D version of Nightmare from Soul She ends her level 3 sometimes with So tasty! and the switch between Bow, Greatsword and Dual Swords makes her

 
DeScruff

So apparently, In Etrian Odyssey 5, drawing water as blue tiles is wrong, and the game does deduct points for drawing you map like Spoilers in

 
RevolverRick

Fastshark games slamming out with Vermintide 2 will not sell loot boxes

 
Rasori

Does anyone know why Destiny 2 has an update thats 37 gigs on the PC version right now? Especially considering I havent preordered the

 
Flegma

Blade Runner the game has no item But there is *one* item you can choose and use something: you can pull out your weapon and shoot at a living But nothing When all you have is a

 
runestorm

Working on a SideQuest Boss, Damage Values and added a new Enemy! Meeting with a real programmer tomorrow and hope I can get my Player Script to work flawless within a month or Optimistic Im happy with my progress!

 
Electric Reaper

Why do some people love gaseous fragrances?

 
Inquisitive Ravencaw

That was fast! Someone translated a lot of the text in Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Some of it they werent able to edit, but at least the important stuff is there! Link to instructions in the

 
 

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