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Friday Night Fights - Let's hear it for the boys!

Good day and a hot dickings to you folks! How is your Friday treating you? Mine is quite lovely as I am only 4-5 hours (of work) away from my first free time of the month. I am very excited and plan to use this time to chafe my dick. Well, ...   read

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Dance the Night Away!

Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. Who wants to guess what movie I just watched? That's right, Sharknado. I love that flick. So. D...   read

 
 
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Game reviews delivered while eating habaneros

A new videogame reviews YouTube show popped up last month. What's so special about that, you ask? The hook with this particular show is that the reviewers must eat an entire habanero pepper first before delivering their critique. I just le...   read

 
 
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January NPD: 360 leads, Black Ops still on top

After another December as the U.S.'s top selling home console, it looks like the Wii is on the decline again. Last month, the console was outsold by the Xbox 360 by about 60,000 units. That's a +32% gain for the 360 compared to last year, a...   read

 
 



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Destructoid (the show): It's a Minecraft Utopia!

Today's episode of Destructoid (the show) is very special because it gives me the chance to show off all the amazing things that have been happening in the past 5 days on the Destructoid Minecraft server. If you don't play Minecraft, you s...   read

 
 
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Higher percent of 'net-connected PS3s than other consoles

According to data gathered by The Diffusion Group, 78 percent of PlayStation 3 users have their system connected to the Internet. For Xbox 360 and Wii, the rates are 73 and 54 percent, respectively. It's worth noting that these figures appl...   read

 
 
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Spike Video Game Awards' viewership continues to drop

Did you watch the 2009 Spike Video Game Awards for the actual awards themselves, the slew of announcements, or not at all? Based on some viewership data provided by The Cut Scene, that last choice applies to an increasingly large number of ...   read

 
 
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Blogger says the Wii will be "dead by 2009", rabid fans plot his death

Blogger Kezins is either incredibly brave or made of steel plating, but even if he's a bit of both, he's drawn plenty of ire with a recent post on Kezins.com about how he feels the Wii will fall into total obscurity by 2009 unless they addr...   read

 
 
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Mass Effect is the devil! Sessler tells you how it is

        Adam Sessler has had about enough of all this Mass Effect garbage. Well Adam, that makes 1,345,456 of us, but regardless I'm glad to hear you weighing in on the situation. Between mass exodus on Cooper Law...   read

 
 
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Spike TV books Foo Fighters for the 2007 VGAs

The current state of videogames on cable TV is poor at best. Rarely does the medium get coverage outside of mainstream news reporting on the latest killing spree and then getting an "expert" to play the blame game. There's always ...   read

 
 
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Clive Barker calls Roger Ebert on his crap

Clive Barker was one of my literary heroes long before he entered the gaming universe. Rarely is such a perverse and twisted individual simultaneously intelligent and beautifully spoken, but Clive's no stranger to this mixture. Not one to t...   read

 
 
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Controlling your Scarface with your Wii

Since the Wii obviously uses a non-standard control scheme, owners are always curious how they'll be able to control certain games. One of those of interest is the mature title Scarface. In a thankfully toned-down demonstration video,...   read

 
 
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Podtoid 22: The John Sweeney Angry! Edition

I'm sure some of you have already heard of the Beeb's John Sweeney going absolutely s**t-bonkers in the middle of a Scientology exhibit on psychiatry, and how it's, y'know, an industry (of death). Photos of dead babies and ...   read

 
 
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Podtoid Volume 2: Toid Harder!

After a long hiatus, the Podtoid is back.The original Podtoid was shot down over Germany two months ago, and while the Germans deny involvement (and that the War has been over for sixty years), our investigation into his wherabouts continu...   read

 
 
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What makes a boss unforgettable?

I just had a humbling experience. I was at a friend's house, enjoying some quality Wii time, when I saw he had the VC version of Punch Out on his channels. My desire to play overwhelmed me and I repeatedly wailed "Punch Out! Punch...   read

 
 
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Old Forbes dude calls Microsoft's gaming attempts a 'disastrous endeavour'

For most of us that have an Xbox 360 (that works), we love it. In fact, I'd say for most gamers nowadays in the North America regions, the 360 has more or less become the next-gen console of choice -- maybe mostly due to the fact that b...   read

 
 
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I love dragons, but have always thought they have gotten a bad rap. With movies like Dragonheart and Eragon, dragons have been portrayed as annoying, sentimental creatures that, surprisingly, have a lot of things to say. I l...   read

 
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Quasi South Park: This is (awkward) living

Fact: Fanboys produce 98% of all video-game related mashup videos on YouTube. Some are genuienly funny while the rest are, well, like this South Parkian mashup  spotted by DICK on Sony's semi-official blog ... biding its time un...   read

 
 
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Goddamnit, watch this Paper Mario comparison video, you little puke

Ryan Stevens at GameTrailers really, really wants you to see this video comparison of next week's Super Paper Mario and the original Super Mario Bros. World 1-2. He's furious that -- you know, you haven't seen it. So you better...   read

 
 
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Summa on Coin-OP TV ... no, for real, it's tonight y'all

Sorry, no April Fool's here, I will actually be on Coin-Op TV tonight, live, as a special guest. And only in that special way that I know how. So, if you got nothing better to do at 7 p.m. Pacific (10 Eastern), then tune in, interact,...   read

 
 
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Snake to have same ol' snarl

Attention Metal Gear Solid fans: Your little wet dreams about David Hayter can continue. Yes chilluns, the man behind the voice of one of the most recognizable characters in video games will still be the voice of good ol' Snake for Meta...   read

 
 
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EA wants to water down music biz just like video game biz, hooray!

Not content with ruling the gaming world with an iron fist, Electronic Arts has just announced they are starting a music label. Skynet called, they want their world domination plans back.Electronic Arts has started a new full-fledged music...   read

 
 
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Acclaim: traditional game testing is dead

Nevermind robots and guys in third world countries stealing your game testing jobs -- the competition might soon include that snotty little 11 year old down the street. Acclaim's (lead guitarist?) David Perry is raising eyebrows with th...   read

 
 


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SXSW 07: First impressions

The interactive arm of the South by Southwest exposition kicked into full gear today at the Austin convention center, steps away from the craptacular Radisson Hotel whose computer system has been down since 9 a.m. and has us wandering the s...   read

 
 
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GDC honcho: PS3sters will be happy soon

Hate to bore you with an industry biz article, but there were a few notable things to take away from GameDaily's talk with Jamil Molenia, CMP Director of the Game Developer Conference that we'll be attending en masse next weekend be...   read

 
 
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Torchman

Battleborn? More like BattleFLOP amirite?

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

It seems like the universe is trying very hard to tell me that something has to change soon, but Im not so sure how Ill manage to do Also change in general scares

 
OrochiLeona

PSN users outside North America cannot buy Juri with in-game currency until next week due to a Submission Error Fucking Capcom Early reports were wrong, Juri is ONLY purchasable with in-game currency until next Apologies

 
Dreamweaver

I decided to do more chibi drawings so I tried to adapt my two original characters, Tetsuya and Brianna, into cute little The hardest part? I wasnt sure whether to keep Tetsuya the size he usually is (up to her breasts) or the Thoughts? <3

 
StriderHoang

At the Oakland MADE I played Clayfighter/SNES, Mickeys Magic Adventure/SNES, Viewtiful Joe 2/GC, and a whole Steel Battalion Id totally volunteer if my job wasnt such a motivation

 
Silver Luso

Woke up to day, covered in frosty cold itchy To explain: I had a dream where the NX launched with Metroid prime 4 and metroid dread, obviously as well as botw, and that it came bundeled with those said in comments

 
JcDent

Reaching pro levels

 
Riobux

Remember how I did a Ask Me Anything about a year ago? Lets give that a go again to celebrate another year at Any questions, including any about games journalism you want to know, fling them all over me like salt on a

 
Dreamweaver

Who else is afraid to play new videogames? Like I didnt beat Xenoblade Chronicles X and Tokyo Mirage Sessions but Id rather play Resident Evil 5 and 6 again because since Ive already beaten them, I already know I like them (yes, even

 
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Am I the only one who love the impulse triggers on the Xbox one controller? That sweet little tickle on my fingers give me

 

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