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NewsBlaster proves that tragedy can be fun!

More than a year ago, we here at Destructoid told you about NewsBreaker, a Breakout-type game the MSNBC Web site created to get younger people to read its news. The concept was simple: hit a brick, get a news headline. It was ...

 
 
 
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The moron strikes again: Uwe Boll says games have no story

There's a difference between looking like a moron and just being stupid. Uwe Boll has crossed that line with his usual dignity and aplomb many a time, and each time I hope without reason it may be his last. In a recent interview on Red Eye ...

 
 
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Guinness 'Guitar Hero Relay Marathon' frightens and confuses

I think it's safe to say that I like to play videogames; I wouldn't be here writing this if I didn't. And I'm all for competition, be it professional first-person shooter play or more casual play in someone's living room. But this internati...

 
 
 
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PC World names the most offensive games of 2007

2007 was a banner years for gaming, but that doesn't mean that tripe isn't being turned out at an equal pace. Some crappy games are hilarious though, and I think my world would be a different place without them. PC World has done their roun...

 
 
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The Great Retro Quiz! .15: The games of 2007

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday yesterday and the scary red chimney ninja gave you everything you wanted. Wait, what? You asked for a special end of the year Great Retro Quiz and didn’t find one under the tree...

 
 
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Rock Band on PS2 hits retail tomorrow

The PlayStation 2 version of Rock Band has shipped and will be up for purchase from your store of choice starting tomorrow. Great news for those of you without a PlayStation 3 or an Xbox 360, right? Sort of.We've already been warned about t...

 
 
 
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New PS3 commercial features clowns, dog, man with lipstick

I just feel sad about PS3 commercials. I don't want to ridicule them, discuss them with other journalists, contemplate why they aren't great anymore or pen angry letters. I just want them to be good again. I just want to know why they are a...

 
 
 
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Is this where PS3s are born?

A brand new PlayStation 3 is shiny and impressive when unboxed, and you'd probably never imagine that the slick, gleaming black game console was created in what looks to be an over-packed car garage.We can't be sure if these pictures from a...

 
 
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The invisible political commentary of Blacksite: Area 51

The Brainy Gamer (via Electro Lemon) has a very interesting article up discussing the heady ideals of Blacksite: Area 51, Midway's latest attempt to bring the Area 51 label a decent game. By all accounts, the title is but a shallow one abou...

 
 
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Final Fantasy XIII possibly delayed until 2009

Square recently held their yearly fiscal meeting, which yielded some very distressing news for RPG fans awaiting the newest Final Fantasy with baited breath: The game may not be released until 2009. The trouble seems to revolve around the W...

 
 
 
 
 
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Eternal Sonata for PS3 will feature new playable characters

I used to hate the early Xbox years when a title like Silent Hill 2 for PS2 would hit, and then shortly afterwards a version for Xbox with more content would appear. Seems the process is being console reversed now: Eternal Sonata's PS3 inca...

 
 
 
 
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Want the Guitar Hero wireless bundle? Don't go to Wal-Mart

Forget to make a reservation and find yourself bolting to a 24 hour Wal-Mart at 3 am? Be warned: Reports have been flooding in that Wal-Mart is selling the Guitar Hero 3 bundle with some slight alterations. What kind of alterations, you may...

 
 
 
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E For All: Or, I could be masturbating right now

E For All has received a great deal of skeptical feedback since its initial announcement, and as the show date drew closer it became more obvious that the event was not being supported by fans and industry alike. The absence of Sony and Mic...

 
 
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It's about time: Our 80GB PS3 Bundle weiner announced!

I'll be the first to say that this was supposed to be a way cooler post.  The original plan was to do a video where we would hand-cut the ballots and put them all in the planters peanut can, shake them up, call out some names to see wh...

 
 
 




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DeScruff

So apparently, In Etrian Odyssey 5, drawing water as blue tiles is wrong, and the game does deduct points for drawing you map like Spoilers in

 
RevolverRick

Fastshark games slamming out with Vermintide 2 will not sell loot boxes

 
Rasori

Does anyone know why Destiny 2 has an update thats 37 gigs on the PC version right now? Especially considering I havent preordered the

 
Flegma

Blade Runner the game has no item But there is *one* item you can choose and use something: you can pull out your weapon and shoot at a living But nothing When all you have is a

 
runestorm

Working on a SideQuest Boss, Damage Values and added a new Enemy! Meeting with a real programmer tomorrow and hope I can get my Player Script to work flawless within a month or Optimistic Im happy with my progress!

 
Electric Reaper

Why do some people love gaseous fragrances?

 
Inquisitive Ravencaw

That was fast! Someone translated a lot of the text in Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Some of it they werent able to edit, but at least the important stuff is there! Link to instructions in the

 
Parismio

Not again! This season of Voltron was only 6 episodes this time! I burned through that too quickly!

 
AvtrSpirit

Activision be like: Chill We are not screwing you We are only exploring ways to screw you Big

 
 

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