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3DS 'lifestyle' pics appeal to the douchebag in all of us

If there's one constant in the universe, it is this little rule -- all pictures tagged "lifestyle" will feature people who could only be described as spectacular douchebags. Nintendo has often given this rule credibility, and it looks set t...   read

 
 
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Mega64's games of 2010

Mega64's Todd and Aaron pick their favorite games, movies and other favorites from 2010. There's even a song!   read

 
 
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La Mulana devs talk difficulty and 'the key to fun'

La-Mulana is known for terminating folks. The game is a lot of fun, but it's so daunting at times that some fans are afraid to play the game through a second time. The team at Nigoro (La-Mulana's developers) seem aware of this. They're work...   read

 
 
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New Cave Story info dump and MEDIA BLAST!

Here's the some news related to those Cave Story hints I dropped earlier in the week. First off, Cave Story is coming to DSiWare. There will be at least one new feature, maybe more. To quote Tyrone Rodriguez -- "it's really awesome and has ...   read

 
 
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Kirby's Epic Yarn box art makes me spunk from my penis

Professional sourpuss and Destructoid editor-in-chief Nick Chester tells me I should stop being so excited for Kirby's Epic Yarn. I have decided instead to not learn my lesson about Aliens vs. Predator and ignore his warnings yet again. Kir...   read

 
 
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Hands-on: DJ Hero 2

Back when the first DJ Hero released, music games were at a cultural high, selling hundreds of thousands of units; games like Guitar Hero and Rock Band proved that peripheral-based music games could not only work, but be very profitable. Ho...   read

 
 
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Fight women in bikinis in Warriors of Elysia

This is a thing where bikini-clad women fight each other. You are either: A) Aroused. B) Disgusted. C) Confused. D) All of the above. Yes, this is a real game coming out in October for the PC. Here's the official web site. One more video a...   read

 
 
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How to make your own New Super Mario Bros. Wii levels

That headline implies that I know how to make my own New Super Mario Bros. Wii levels. I totally don't. However, if didn't have to finish figuring out how to make my own Wario Ware DIY levels first so that I can review the game, I'd dedicat...   read

 
 
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Twilight games could make MILLIONS!

The Twilight franchise is a giant cash cow. The books, movies and even ... underwear have sold like crazy but one sector the franchise hasn't touched yet is the videogame market. Games analyst Nick Gibson spoke about the possibility of a Tw...   read

 
 
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Aliens vs. Predator will definitely not suck

Okay, I don't know that for sure, but somebody has to balance Nick "Aliens aren't Taylor Swift, therefore they suck" Chester. Our illustrious editor-in-chief was less than kind to Rebellion's interspecies royal rumble when the last trailer...   read

 
 


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More The Who coming to The Rock Band

Which hat to put on. I can toss on my Nick Chester's singing vagina hat because this is a Rock Band story or I can put on my Samit hat because it has to do with the Superbowl and FOOTBALL! Nick's hat is more comfortable, but it won't stop s...   read

 
 
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All-white Sengoku Basara/Devil Kings Revoltechs available

Perhaps in anticipation of the (upcoming?) release of Samurai Basara: Samurai Heroes, for the PlayStation 3 and, oddly enough the Wii, or Battle Heroes, a PSP game in the same vein, Kaiyodo is producing a Power Shop set of Revoltech figures...   read

 
 
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New Wii game makes with the battle cries 'n decapitations

The game is Zangeki no Reginliev, the first M-rated title (or at least, the Japanese equivalent of that rating) to be published by Nintendo of Japan. It was developed by the creators of the Xbox 360 cult-classic Earth Defense Force 2017, a...   read

 
 
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Devs are mostly cautious about Natal

Since Natal's announcement the interwebs have been a roller coaster ride of judgement for the motion/camera tech. It seems everyone has weighed in from Nick Chester's singing vagina to Jim Sterling's long lost fourth cousing, twice removed ...   read

 
 
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So baller: Professor Layton Revoltech coming in March

Ok, let's be perfectly honest here: this Professor Layton Revoltech figure is on-fire hot. If I had a saltier lexicon, one surely unbefitting of a gentleman like Professor Layton, I'd say it was sh*thot. At the very least, I would explain t...   read

 
 
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Why didn't Nintendo name their new Mario Bros characters?

New Super Mario Bros. Wii is on the fast track to becoming one of the best-selling games of all time. Less than three months after release, the game has already moved more than nine million copies worldwide, and shows little sign of slowing...   read

 
 
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A No More Heroes 2 panty-flash jump-cut bonanza of excite

Every time I see that there is a new set of No More Heroes 2 videos on the internet, I expect to be let down. So far, that hasn't happened. Though this latest set of videos doesn't have a whole lot of new info, there is a flash of a new ch...   read

 
 
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2009 saw more new game releases than last year

1,099 videogames games were released to retailers in America this year according to Electronic Entertainment Design and Research. That's a little more than the amount of games released in 2008, which was 1,092. While it would seem that the ...   read

 
 
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Rock Band DLC: 30 Seconds to Mars, Rubber Soul

I hate it when Nick Chester makes me do the Rock Band DLC post. So anyway, here is some music and stuff from some musicians and stuff. You get music from Green Day, All-American Rejects and 30 Seconds to Mars this week. Good for you! The 30...   read

 
 
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Bundle time: PixelJunk Monsters, Racers, and Eden for $20

A recent post on PlayStation.Blog by Dylan Cuthbert has seemingly slipped under everyone's radar -- specifically, it's about about PixelJunk Shooter -- but wait, there's more. Right at the end, he mentions a deal Q-Games will be soon be off...   read

 
 
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REO Speedwagon: The Game (we're not sh*tting you!)

REO Speedwagon is getting its very own videogame, heading to the PC and Mac. I know you don't believe it, or at the very least think we're talking about a funny Flash game. We sh*t you not, however, this is a real, official, genuine REO Spe...   read

 
 
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Analyst: DJ Hero demand is well below expectations

It's got the "Hero" name and is being backed by the Activision marketing machine, but analyst Doug Creutz of Cowan and Company believes DJ Hero is not setting the world afire as one might expect. The latest addition to the plastic...   read

 
 
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The Beatles: Rock Band defeats Guitar Hero 5

Evil publisher Activision recently claimed that Guitar Hero 5 outsold MTV Games' The Beatles: Rock Band and maintained its dominance in the music game genre. However, it looks like Activision may have told an evil lie, because the NPD resul...   read

 
 
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U2 likes the idea of music games, would love to be in one

Musicians have been very quick to sh*t all over music games with their "play a real instrument" demands and whining that titles like Guitar Hero and Rock Band discourage kids from wanting to learn music. However, Irish rock band U...   read

 
 
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25 million Americans played music games in April

A new report by Interpret has indicated that, despite having ten million Guitar Hero games released a week, America is yet to get sick of the music game saturation. According to the research, over 25 million Americans played music/singing g...   read

 
 
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