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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.

Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pmJapanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make ...

 
 
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Man sells insane game collection on Ebay

Don't get me wrong, having a huge game collection is a badge of honor. But there's having every console ever made, and then there's having four of every console ever made. Somewhere in there, the line between fervent collecting and twitchy ...

 
 
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Star Ocean: Eternal Edition PSP pics are here

Ah, Square-Enix, destroyer of wallets. Another limited PSP you know we will buy. They stop at nothing to rape us of our every dollar and leave us shamed and crying in a corner, I swear. The Star Ocean: Eternal Edition bundle was already ann...

 
 
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Your keyboard sucks

I'm not trying to be mean, but really, it does. Check out the Fairlight Xynergi keyboard, which can be your baby for a cool $28k. It features "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," which is basically the fancy ...

 
 
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Retro themed oki-ni Dunny releases Sept 6th

Our beloved .Tiff was kind enough to point me in the direction of this amazing new oki-ni 8-inch Dunny, which releases Sept 6th in a limited run of 1000 pieces. She and I are obsessed with all things vinyl, as we may have mentioned in our p...

 
 
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Why does Square Enix keep doing this to me?

First, the Square Enix official online store opens and offers a variety of collectable items that aren't available for purchase at any other retailer. Then, there were limited edition collectable potions which I was saved from buying becaus...

 
 
 
 
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Track and Field on XBLA this Wednesday

Ask anybody that's in this photo, and they'll tell you that very few things in life are consistant: death, taxes, that burning sensation when you pee, and XBLA releases every Wednesday. This week, the retro arcade classic Track and Field wi...

 
 
 
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Otakon 2007: An import gamer's treasure trove

Gaming isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions the term "Anime convention." Put those two words together and they'll likely conjure images of smelly otaku, swords fashioned from duct tape, he...

 
 
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Reminder: Bomberman contest ends this weekend

I know, it's hard to keep up with the mountain of stuff we are giving away this month. Let's see, there's the full $200 Rock Band set, the Bioshock faceplate for being ugly and having your mom dress you funny, the rare decaffina...

 
 
 
 
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E3 2007: Square Enix Online store preview

I'd like to save face and say I'm faking the expression up above, but that's pretty much exactly how I was feeling as I walked with Aaron Linde to our E3 appointment with Square Enix. They were showing multiple upcoming titles,...

 
 
 
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Sneak peek at the new Destructoid

As you may have heard, Destructoid is undertaking a heavy redesign in the next coming weeks to make way for some new community features.  Here's a snapshot of what the new home page looks like at the moment and what you can expect...

 
 




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They had a pretty good stream on PlayStation Live last night, with good So Wilfoftheblues just asked me if I pre-ordered God of War because we were talking about it and Im like ummm no I didnt think I Well shit maybe I do have a

 
Mike Sounders

I love that the new opening for Full Metal Panic goes naw fuck you, all the surprises are being shown

 
Mike Martin

Well My local Target is already out of Labo Hope this doesnt become a Back to this until I check some other places

 
Greenhornet214

This is the best strip in quite some time

 
Avoclefo

The world ends in 5 What song do you play?

 
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**CLASSIC HIP HOP FRIDAY** For the hip-hop heads I will be posting one new classic hip-hop video from the days when dope beats & rhymes This weeks choice:

 
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Todays the last day that Ill be working at this Ive learned so much and am so sad to go but I gotta move They had a little party yesterday that almost made me cry, and a coworker Im close to gave me her late brothers ring for

 
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I want to play Dad of War so badly, but I have no PS4 and am What do?

 
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SWEET BABY JESUS! I finally scored a SNES Gamestop has them for sell on their site right I seriously thought I would never get

 
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Bhad Bhabie might be nominated for top female rapper, but we all know who deserves to

 
 

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