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Attention children in Texas: Please note a change to Destructoid's usage policy

In light of recent litigation that has been brought to my attention, I felt that it is my role as the webmaster of this video game site to announce the following change in user policy for the safety of those impressionable minds that may fi...   read

 
 
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Sony wakes up and smells the coffee, and we're one step closer to Nirvana

It has been said that necessity is the mother of all invention, and for all intended purposes that ranks as one of the truest phrases that you'll likely ever encounter. The remarkable thing about it all is that it has a tendency to transcen...   read

 
 
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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.

Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pmJapanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make ...   read

 
 
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Man sells insane game collection on Ebay

Don't get me wrong, having a huge game collection is a badge of honor. But there's having every console ever made, and then there's having four of every console ever made. Somewhere in there, the line between fervent collecting and twitchy ...   read

 
 
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Star Ocean: Eternal Edition PSP pics are here

Ah, Square-Enix, destroyer of wallets. Another limited PSP you know we will buy. They stop at nothing to rape us of our every dollar and leave us shamed and crying in a corner, I swear. The Star Ocean: Eternal Edition bundle was already ann...   read

 
 
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Your keyboard sucks

I'm not trying to be mean, but really, it does. Check out the Fairlight Xynergi keyboard, which can be your baby for a cool $28k. It features "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," which is basically the fancy ...   read

 
 
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Retro themed oki-ni Dunny releases Sept 6th

Our beloved .Tiff was kind enough to point me in the direction of this amazing new oki-ni 8-inch Dunny, which releases Sept 6th in a limited run of 1000 pieces. She and I are obsessed with all things vinyl, as we may have mentioned in our p...   read

 
 
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Why does Square Enix keep doing this to me?

First, the Square Enix official online store opens and offers a variety of collectable items that aren't available for purchase at any other retailer. Then, there were limited edition collectable potions which I was saved from buying becaus...   read

 
 
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Sir Niero multi-tasks in his positions*: Sneaks two new Destructoid Shirts

It seems that Niero, being the sneaky robotic overlord that he is, has added two more shirts to the Destructoid Store, one being the Classic Destructoid RAMPAGE shirt (I am SO buying that) and the other being the Also Cocks shirt, for those...   read

 
 
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You get what you pay for: PSTriples darn near indestructible?

With all of the negativity surrounding the quality of Microsoft's Xbox 360 hardware, it's almost a welcome sight to see a headline proclaiming the durability of the PlayStation 3 (however partial the source may be).According to re...   read

 
 
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Track and Field on XBLA this Wednesday

Ask anybody that's in this photo, and they'll tell you that very few things in life are consistant: death, taxes, that burning sensation when you pee, and XBLA releases every Wednesday. This week, the retro arcade classic Track and Field wi...   read

 
 
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The Devil times two? Microsoft and EA team up to pump more ads into games

Can you remember a time when you could seek refuge in a few hours of videogaming, and not have to worry about being bombarded with in-game ads? Well thanks to a recent agreement between Microsoft and EA Sports, that special memory is going ...   read

 
 
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Otakon 2007: An import gamer's treasure trove

Gaming isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions the term "Anime convention." Put those two words together and they'll likely conjure images of smelly otaku, swords fashioned from duct tape, he...   read

 
 
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Reminder: Bomberman contest ends this weekend

I know, it's hard to keep up with the mountain of stuff we are giving away this month. Let's see, there's the full $200 Rock Band set, the Bioshock faceplate for being ugly and having your mom dress you funny, the rare decaffina...   read

 
 
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Buy our crap! Destructoid stickers, shirts, & birth control pills now available

PICTURED ABOVE: Rev Anthony's "The Princess is a Cockteasing Bitch"The definitive sexually frustrated Super Mario Brothers gamer shirt.  If you don't understand why the princess is a cockteasing bitch, please refer to Sympath...   read

 
 
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Show your devotion to Madden with a ring, sleep alone forever

John Madden's eponymous football franchise can always be depended on to deliver ridiculous numbers of EA-brand microtransactions designed to drain blood from even the stoniest of stones. This year, EA seems to be urging someone, anyone ...   read

 
 
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E3 2007: Square Enix Online store preview

I'd like to save face and say I'm faking the expression up above, but that's pretty much exactly how I was feeling as I walked with Aaron Linde to our E3 appointment with Square Enix. They were showing multiple upcoming titles,...   read

 
 
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Orson Scott Card tantalizes with talk of future games from Ender saga

For those of you that don't know, Orson Scott Card is a prolific science fiction writer responsible for the Nebula award winning Ender's Game series. For those of you who do know, you're probably bouncing around in your chair ri...   read

 
 
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Sneak peek at the new Destructoid

As you may have heard, Destructoid is undertaking a heavy redesign in the next coming weeks to make way for some new community features.  Here's a snapshot of what the new home page looks like at the moment and what you can expect...   read

 
 
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