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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.

Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pmJapanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make ...

 
 
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Man sells insane game collection on Ebay

Don't get me wrong, having a huge game collection is a badge of honor. But there's having every console ever made, and then there's having four of every console ever made. Somewhere in there, the line between fervent collecting and twitchy ...

 
 
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Star Ocean: Eternal Edition PSP pics are here

Ah, Square-Enix, destroyer of wallets. Another limited PSP you know we will buy. They stop at nothing to rape us of our every dollar and leave us shamed and crying in a corner, I swear. The Star Ocean: Eternal Edition bundle was already ann...

 
 
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Your keyboard sucks

I'm not trying to be mean, but really, it does. Check out the Fairlight Xynergi keyboard, which can be your baby for a cool $28k. It features "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," which is basically the fancy ...

 
 
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Retro themed oki-ni Dunny releases Sept 6th

Our beloved .Tiff was kind enough to point me in the direction of this amazing new oki-ni 8-inch Dunny, which releases Sept 6th in a limited run of 1000 pieces. She and I are obsessed with all things vinyl, as we may have mentioned in our p...

 
 
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Why does Square Enix keep doing this to me?

First, the Square Enix official online store opens and offers a variety of collectable items that aren't available for purchase at any other retailer. Then, there were limited edition collectable potions which I was saved from buying becaus...

 
 
 
 
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Track and Field on XBLA this Wednesday

Ask anybody that's in this photo, and they'll tell you that very few things in life are consistant: death, taxes, that burning sensation when you pee, and XBLA releases every Wednesday. This week, the retro arcade classic Track and Field wi...

 
 
 
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Otakon 2007: An import gamer's treasure trove

Gaming isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions the term "Anime convention." Put those two words together and they'll likely conjure images of smelly otaku, swords fashioned from duct tape, he...

 
 
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Reminder: Bomberman contest ends this weekend

I know, it's hard to keep up with the mountain of stuff we are giving away this month. Let's see, there's the full $200 Rock Band set, the Bioshock faceplate for being ugly and having your mom dress you funny, the rare decaffina...

 
 
 
 
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E3 2007: Square Enix Online store preview

I'd like to save face and say I'm faking the expression up above, but that's pretty much exactly how I was feeling as I walked with Aaron Linde to our E3 appointment with Square Enix. They were showing multiple upcoming titles,...

 
 
 
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Sneak peek at the new Destructoid

As you may have heard, Destructoid is undertaking a heavy redesign in the next coming weeks to make way for some new community features.  Here's a snapshot of what the new home page looks like at the moment and what you can expect...

 
 




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The Evil Within 2 is an uneven, messy, confused about what it wants to be kind of And Im loving every minute of it

 
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Bandai employee jacked 2億円 (~$2M) of company $ over 4 years for food & drink & just got In typical Japanese fashion, prez is taking a 30% paycut for 3 11 more execs taking cuts too

 
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Knights of the Round is pretty great so It could also be totally reskinned and me into a Berserk

 
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I’ll be bumping the previous Streamtoid cblog later to clearly ask for streamers but Extra Life is now officially on the docket to promote for

 
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Its my brothers birthday coming up and I like to joke with him about being a Thinking about getting him a body pillow and a card that says because I know how much you like to fuck inanime

 
 

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