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DualShock 3 comes to US April 15th

If the rising cost of living makes you grumpy, be prepared to stroke your beard and complain (or if you don't have one, get working on growing it out.) The Playstation DualShock 3 controller finally has a US release date of April 15th, whic...

 
 
 
 
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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.

Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pmJapanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make ...

 
 
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Man sells insane game collection on Ebay

Don't get me wrong, having a huge game collection is a badge of honor. But there's having every console ever made, and then there's having four of every console ever made. Somewhere in there, the line between fervent collecting and twitchy ...

 
 
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Star Ocean: Eternal Edition PSP pics are here

Ah, Square-Enix, destroyer of wallets. Another limited PSP you know we will buy. They stop at nothing to rape us of our every dollar and leave us shamed and crying in a corner, I swear. The Star Ocean: Eternal Edition bundle was already ann...

 
 
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Your keyboard sucks

I'm not trying to be mean, but really, it does. Check out the Fairlight Xynergi keyboard, which can be your baby for a cool $28k. It features "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," which is basically the fancy ...

 
 
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Retro themed oki-ni Dunny releases Sept 6th

Our beloved .Tiff was kind enough to point me in the direction of this amazing new oki-ni 8-inch Dunny, which releases Sept 6th in a limited run of 1000 pieces. She and I are obsessed with all things vinyl, as we may have mentioned in our p...

 
 
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Why does Square Enix keep doing this to me?

First, the Square Enix official online store opens and offers a variety of collectable items that aren't available for purchase at any other retailer. Then, there were limited edition collectable potions which I was saved from buying becaus...

 
 
 
 
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Track and Field on XBLA this Wednesday

Ask anybody that's in this photo, and they'll tell you that very few things in life are consistant: death, taxes, that burning sensation when you pee, and XBLA releases every Wednesday. This week, the retro arcade classic Track and Field wi...

 
 
 
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Otakon 2007: An import gamer's treasure trove

Gaming isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions the term "Anime convention." Put those two words together and they'll likely conjure images of smelly otaku, swords fashioned from duct tape, he...

 
 
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Reminder: Bomberman contest ends this weekend

I know, it's hard to keep up with the mountain of stuff we are giving away this month. Let's see, there's the full $200 Rock Band set, the Bioshock faceplate for being ugly and having your mom dress you funny, the rare decaffina...

 
 
 
 
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E3 2007: Square Enix Online store preview

I'd like to save face and say I'm faking the expression up above, but that's pretty much exactly how I was feeling as I walked with Aaron Linde to our E3 appointment with Square Enix. They were showing multiple upcoming titles,...

 
 
 
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Sneak peek at the new Destructoid

As you may have heard, Destructoid is undertaking a heavy redesign in the next coming weeks to make way for some new community features.  Here's a snapshot of what the new home page looks like at the moment and what you can expect...

 
 




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Lego The Incredibles"Let's be real, this is the best Fantastic Four game we're ever gonna get"

 

Skyrim Very Special Edition"Alexa, cross the rickety bridge"

 

Jurassic World Evolution"Spare no expense! Because it doesn't matter anyway"

 

Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion"I'm an expansion now"

 

Shaq Fu - A Legend Reborn"Shaq is back, but kinda wack"

 

Fortnite (Switch)"Build a fort, last the night (wait it's basically just battle royale now)"

 

Incredibles 2"Jack Jack, baby"

 

Tag"The Hawkeye movie you never knew you wanted"

 

Unravel Two"It takes two, baby! (But not really)"

 

Won't You Be My Neighbor?"You will always find people who are helping"

 
 
 

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Shoggoth2588

Update: bad weather and the people I was supposed to see Gotti with being Shit-Heads happened so I went and watched Avengers

 
Boxed Swine

For Waluigi fans bullying Sakurai:

 
Bass

waluigi is like your mom caus everyone tryna smash them he he he

 
Adzuken

The Sims Bustin Out on Game Boy Advance allows you to hit on other Sims for no reason at all, but only on Sims of the opposite sex, which seems Sims have always been rampantly bisexual, so its a bit jarring to have that option

 
GoofierBrute

Fuck Waluigi, #JimmyNutron4SmashUltimate

 
Luckrequired

For fans of acid jazz/funk/smooth Freak Power, a great British band to listen to growing up, were brought together by Norman Cook - youd known him better these days as Fatboy #TuesdayTune

 
Forsaken Knight

Thank you, Steam, for giving me solid proof that I’m an idiot with my

 
Gamemaniac3434

Streaming some Warframe and possibly some other Now starring limomaker and his beautiful accents/terrible

 
Forever Dere

Was having a bad day until I just dropped the deuce of all deuces, now everything is right in the Moral of the story, when life gives you crap, take a crap

 
Rico the Penguin

6% of people are in Judging by this super scientific (Or merely fat fingered like I tend to be when selecting things)

 
 

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