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We played Assassin's Creed Unity, and it was doomed from the start

Oh boy... Max and I jumped into Assassin's Creed Unity. Max started out cautiously excited at what this new iteration might bring, while I have never been at all interested in the series. It's not long before both of our sentiments landed ...   read

 
 
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While playing CoD: Advanced Warfare, we posit that Nintendo hates condoms

We're now reaching the point in our Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare play session where Max thinks critically about the game's narrative mechanics and then we talk about condoms for like five minutes.   read

 
 
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Max and I have hippie liberal hipster opinions about CoD: Advanced Warfare

Max and I were playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare while hungover, and started devolving into dumber and dumber jokes, and then Max busts out a term like "jingoistic proto-fascism" because we're a couple of San Francisco hipsters who de...   read

 
 
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We were playing CoD: Advanced Warfare, but we wanted to hang with Stephan at the skate park

Max and I continue to fumble around in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, as our minds wander to some predictably stupid places. We talk about meeting an imaginary teen named Stephan at the skate park, how to find "The Boob," and aggravatingl...   read

 
 
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Talking about Gilmore Girls while playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare just doesn't seem right

Max and I continue giving the benefit of the doubt to Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Max started talking about a crazy theory he has connecting the television shows Gilmore Girls and Californication because his brain was polluted by a com...   read

 
 
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Max and I suck at Advanced Warfare, but that never stops us from doing anything

Max and I got our hands on a copy of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. We figured we should probably play it because people like to watch men get sweaty in videogames or whatever. Anyway, we recorded this the day after Max's birthday, so we ...   read

 
 
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Here's how Halo: Combat Evolved's PC multiplayer looks on Xbox One

At a recent Xbox event, I got to play a bunch of multiplayer stuff in Halo: The Master Chief Collection. I was caught off guard when we were suddenly dropped into the online multiplayer for Halo: Combat Evolved's PC version, which was adde...   read

 
 
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Villains should be eating sandwiches in Shadow Warrior

Max and I wrap up our dip into Shadow Warrior on PS4. We make weird sex noises, talk about Bone Thugz-N-Harmony, and, I, as always, end up declaring I want to watch Demolition Man.   read

 
 
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We took the road less traveled in Shadow Warrior

As we forge on in Shadow Warrior on PS4, Max makes the mistake of letting me play for a bit. Then I ran all the way down the nearby streets and discovers some weird canopied cities filled with inactive robots at the end of the road. And no...   read

 
 
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We went all Peter Gabriel in Shadow Warrior

Max and I continue our rampage through Shadow Warrior on PS4. We try to figure out who wrote the song "Sledgehammer," and discover the in-game arcade machines. We also decided that everything was made out of raspberry jam.   read

 
 
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We don't know what the heck is going on in Shadow Warrior

Max and I continue our journey through Shadow Warrior on PS4. We get really confused as to what was going on, so we finally turned on the subtitles. In doing so, we also discover the special weapon skins, including a badass Hotline Miami k...   read

 
 
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We're doing a drunken livestream of Titan Souls

[Disclosure: This stream is sponsored by Devolver Digital in as far as they sent us a build of the game and a couple of strong beers and novelty tankards with which to drink them. Our live commentary will be influenced only by alcohol.] As ...   read

 
 
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We took our anger out on the furniture in Shadow Warrior on PS4

Max and I decided to check out Shadow Warrior, which was recently ported from PC to consoles, is a re-imagining of the 1997 game by 3D Realms. It's sort of like Duke Nukem with the culturally ignorant Asian themes of Mortal Kombat. I had m...   read

 
 
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What I want from Borderlands 3

[WARNING: This video contains MAJOR SPOILERS for Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel] I finished the story mode in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel the other day which subtly teases what we might be seeing in Borderlands 3. It got me real excited, and ...   read

 
 
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8 things right and 8 things wrong with Smash Bros. Wii U

I recently got my hands on Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo Wii U, and holy Bowser babies, are there a lot of new and expanded features! In fact, there is so much new stuff that I could hardly cover it all, so instead I am sharing my boiled-...   read

 
 
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Talking about the Tequila Basement while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

We're reaching the end of our stupid drunken 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand stream, and not getting any more coherent. We shared our tales of drinking tequila in a basement with actual real-world videogame publisher, Devolver Digital. We also ...   read

 
 
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If 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand were about Eminem, it might be like Deadpool

In this segment of our drunken 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand stream, I think we're mostly just getting drowsy. Max talks about the evolution of Eminem and I yell at my roommate for texting me about laundry during the stream.   read

 
 
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We wanted to play 'Ninja Mystery,' the game inside 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Max and I are really getting goofy on Bacardi and Vitamin Water in this portion of our live playthrough of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. We discover an awesome arcade cabinet called Ninja Mystery in the game. We also talk about how we like t...   read

 
 
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Pay phones are swear stores in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Max and I are getting steadily more drunk in this segment of our 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand livestream. We get a little drunkenly political, considerably more stupid, and start to wonder if Nick Robinson will ever show up.   read

 
 
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We learned Fiddy doesn't need to move his mouth to swear in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Watch the slow progression of our drunken stupidity as we continue to trudge through 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. In this segment, I try to make my Bacardi and Vitamin Water cocktail less terrible with lime juice, sadly to no avail. Then Ma...   read

 
 
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We don't recommend eating a whole turkey before you play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I round out the first hour of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel with groggy, terrible jokes. We also talked about the mysteries of Boz Scaggs. And... stuff.   read

 
 
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We formed a gang called Youngsters With Gumption while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Max and I got drunk and played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand on Destructoid Twitch channel, because we’re idiots. In this installment, the boys discuss Eazy E, Rocky IV, Obie Trice, and ghetto workout videos.   read

 
 
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We played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand and drank the world's worst cocktails

A little while ago, Max and I decided that the best use of our time would be to get absolutely sh*thouse hammered drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and because we want to share this incredible e...   read

 
 
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I think I started developing Space Madness playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I finally made it to Pandora's moon, Elpis, in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. We're really spacing out at this point, but luckily I was bringing bad jokes and impromptu singing in full effect.   read

 
 
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Max got turned on by my sexy cowlady in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I continue to grope around blindly in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Hear us talk about space-related camp movies, and make NBA Jam references. Then Max gets really horny about videogames. Oh, and we shoot psychopaths or whatever...   read

 
 
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