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Jam City Roller Girls roll hard with Jon Carnage

I sure do love rolling and these Roller Girls really know how to party! Jam City Roller Girls is an upcoming WiiWare game developed by Frozen Codebase. I was able to get some exclusive details about this game and find out how many Roller G...

 
 
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Behemoth's lead artist Dan Paladin speaks!

Game's have art? Are games art? I'll never know, but maybe Behemoth's lead artist Dan Paladin will know a thing or two about videogame art. He's responsible for the cute and yet gory art that makes up the unique style of titles like Castle...

 
 
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Breaking the rulez at PAX Prime 10

From the mean streets of Hallendale, to the Mountains of Pennsylvania, I've been a hard working and celebrated journalist for ten years! I have been treated with love and respect by all, until PAX. For the very first time in my life, I was...

 
 
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Carnage vs. Friday the 13th vs. Dead Consoles

Many years ago, I was shopping at a very exclusive flea market in upper Miami when lo and behold the most beautiful ouija board caught my eye. I've held on to this ouija board for 20 years! It has remained untouched ... until tonight. This...

 
 
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Public Access Destructoid: A rainbow gathering

What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherings, or what thi...

 
 
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Public Access Destructoid: What games do porn stars play?

Since the induction of the Internet, I, like most of the planet, have used it for porn. Things have since changed and people use the Internet for gaming. Anyway, that's related enough, so I figured I'd visit some porn stars. I know porn st...

 
 
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Jace Hall, meet P.A.D's Jon Carnage

Not since Spielberg has a vision been so visible, it come's as no surprise that "P.A.D. THE MOTION PICTURE"  has become the huge success that it is. After becoming one of the hottest break through stars in 2010, I got to thinking abou...

 
 
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P.A.D. The Motion Picture

Last night, celebrities and their personal entourages from around the country came out for the red carpet premiere of my feature length short film P.A.D The Motion Picture. Staring me and directed by international sensation, Venom! P.A.D T...

 
 
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Vtoid: The P.A.D. that inspired the iPad

I like so many others was superly-duperly excited for the new iPad launch! Not just because its got really neat features like soaking up 12x's its weight in liquid.  But it's also named after my show P.A.D.! You know, me and that Paul...

 
 
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Vtoid: Carnage crashes the Game Developer's Conference

After cashing in all these used bottles I found, by some miracle I finally had enough money to get over to The GDC and explorer all of its employment opportunities! I, myself, and I have always wanted to know what really goes on at The G...

 
 
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P.A.D: Madden Bowl 2010 (Outsourced)

I tend to be immune to just about everything. But some how I wasn't immune to H1N1. We have a very tight budget this 1st quarter and found that no one would be willing to work for Game Juice. So we had no choice but to Outsource PAD to a I...

 
 
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P.A.D: 16-Bit Triple, Double, Funky Dragon...

This week's P.A.D. is filled with many wonders and Dubsteps too! I was so excited to be sent on location to interview the hottest Dub-stepping group out there 16-BIT! They are great, I love them! I have all of their downloaded albums. Shor...

 
 
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P.A.D. Week in News: January 15th

Hello my fello Dierustoids! I again bring you the knowledge that only Carnage can bring. I am so happy! Some how I made it through this week of hard hitting News. Shortly after watching James Carmon's exclusive Avatar. A sudden depression ...

 
 
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P.A.D. TNA Impact: Crossing The Line

This week's Public Access Destructoid we have a very special show! I was cent to Orlando Florida to check out TNA's most newist game incardnation! TNA Cross the Line! I even got a chance to meet some swell guys who taught me a thing or thr...

 
 




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If DOOM 2016 wasnt fast enough for you, or for some reason, it wasnt arcadey enough, heck, if you were craving for MOAR sick jumping puzzles, I think this mod might scratch that itch for Move over Brutal DOOM, we have a new hot mod in town!

 
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What if its all a lie?

 
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I recently found out that this exists: Tetris with Card Captor Sakura! Weird for sure, but Im really interested in this 90s

 
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I just noticed NeoGAF is back So yay? Yeah I really have no opinion about it all besides the fact that this whole thing is

 
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Sometimes making games is okay I guess :)

 
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Also some metal monday or Definitely my favorite band, and they have been for over a Crazy stuff

 
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