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A video game journo East Coast vs. West Coast war begins now!

That's right, I'm throwin' the mutha f*ckin' hammer down! I'm tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I'm talking to you too! Put down that donut Luke Smith and l...

 
 
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Elite Beat Agents: Watch how much I suck

OK, I don't suck that bad, but I do have a few excuses as to why I particularly sucked in these Elite Beat Agents gameplay videos for the Nintendo DS. Number one, I got no sleep last night 'cause I had to get up early for this media break...

 
 
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Deal or No Deal: Get drunk and get girls naked!

My hatred for gaming shows and unabashed hatred for all things Howie Mandel prevent me from watching Deal or No Deal on TV, but, the video game version has proven to be something entirely different. And it's not because I can skip all of ...

 
 
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MTV stays hip with Gamer's Week 2.0

In order to continue to seem mainstream and hip to today's youth market, MTV has announced their second go around with Gamer's Week, or as the hipster Internet dweebs call it, "2.0." OMG, you're so f*cking hip with your finger on the puls...

 
 
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Diddytoid rocks the PS3 mic

Guess who headlined the latest PlayStation 3 party in L.A. last night? That's right, it was Destructoid's favorite media mogul Diddy! Uh, can't stop, won't stop. Mr. Diddy and a gaggle of celebs partied it up in honor of Sony's next-gen c...

 
 
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No shock here, but Contra is broken

I don't really understand why every retro XBLA title that comes out has to have some bug or crazy crash or some other malfunction that really shouldn't exist after you plunk down your Microsoft points to buy it. Contra is the latest casua...

 
 
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Game of the year Elebits delayed

My favorite game in the whole wide world, Elebits for the Wii, has been smacked down with the delay stick. Despite previously promised as a launch day title by Konami, it seems that the quality of this stellar title didn't quite live up t...

 
 
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Spike VGA: Vote early and vote often!

So soon after the Democrats just got done pwning the Republicans, here comes along another chance to use your voting power -- this time for a sub-par video game awards show! That's right gamers, it's the Spike TV Video Game Awards season ...

 
 
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Dtoid blowin' up all over your map!

Yeah, that's right, we runnin' sh*t now! Well, not really, but we are certainly well on our way. Check out Mr. Kevin P. and Miss Olivia M. as they go ahead and name drop us again. My oh my, we certainly are ridin' dirty now.

 
 
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Nintendo fanboyism now in ludicrous speed

You gotta love Nintendo fans. No matter what obstacles are in their way, they will overcome them. Come hell or highwater, nothing will ever get them down. Case in point: Despite Gears of War getting all kinds of praise from gamers and gam...

 
 
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New Far Cry Wii trailer

In case you didn't get enough of this game on the PC ... then the Xbox ... then the Xbox 360, well, the Wii has you covered! Ubisoft continues their FPS Wii drive with this jungle simulator some of us have come to love and some have come ...

 
 
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Name new E3 ... win fabulous prizes!

Now that GamePro is all up in the new E3's bizznass, the people behind this E3 rebirth want you to name it. And, it's not gonna be a bunch of suits that name it, it's gonna be YOU! Yes you! In fact, if you come up with the winning name, y...

 
 
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PS3 snags "Best of Innovation" CES honors

Take this for what it's worth, but it was announced today that the PlayStation 3 and Sony received a Best of Innovation honor for the Electronic Gaming category by the 2007 CES crew. According to my handy dandy press release, here's the c...

 
 
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Nintendo gave me Yoshi's eggs

After a long long dreary day here in NYC, I finally came back to my office and opened up a wonderful package from Nintendo. As you can see, this sweet (literally) swag package is for Yoshi's Island DS. Check out those yummy eggs. I wonder...

 
 
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Worms coming to XBLA

Remember back in the day when you used to waste hours playing Worms on the old PC? I know I do. Well, thanks to Team 17, Worms will be making its way back into your belly. And it's the classic 2D version too, not that crappy 3D one that c...

 
 
 
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The Burger King gameplay videos have arrived!

Here they are boys and girls, just like I promised. All three games are represented here in video form and I must say, after spending roughly 10 minutes total with each so far, that Big Bumpin' is my favorite of the bunch. But, even t...

 
 
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The Summa workplace disaster area (update!)

Some of you may be curious as to what an esteemed member of the gaming press' desk may look like. Well, I just so happened to have my Lumix handy today and decided to go ahead and give you a peek. See anything special you'd like to have? ...

 
 
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The Burger King games are here!

That's right my little chilluns, your favorite gaming journalist just got handed all three copies of the Burger King games -- Big Bumpin', PocketBike Racer, and Sneak King. All three are due to hit your Whopper on Nov. 19 for $3.99 a piece...

 
 
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The 1UP PS3 reception in video form

You know, I used to really really care that I didn't get my PlayStation 3 yet. A video like this would just make me go all bat nuts and crap. But now, thanks to my beloved Gears, I really don't care...

 
 
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Bullet Witch: Not as crappy as you think

So, after peeling myself away from Gears, I made a visit to Atari today to check out Bullet Witch for the Xbox 360 -- due out in sometime in February. My assumptions of what to expect of the game were merely a mix of this: It's a Japanese...

 
 
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Sony poo poos on Microsoft's parade

Just as Microsoft got all excited about their deal with Akimbo and the downloadable TV and movie service, Sony comes right in to say, "Uh, no, you suck!" To which Microsoft said, "Wha what? What did we do to you? Wahhhh!" Sony released th...

 
 
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1UP gives Gears a perfect 10

Yes, I'm in Gears of War overdrive right now. If you know me, you know I can be very critical of games that suck in any way, so the fact that I'm so in love with this title right now should tell you something. Lucky for me, I'm not alone ...

 
 
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Gears of War: I'm hooked like crack

I had high hopes for Gears of War. In fact, my hopes were so high that there was no possible way Cliffy and company could live up to them. Lucky for me and you, they absolutely did. I can't say enough good things about this game. Nearly e...

 
 
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Is this the best month ever for gaming?

Looking at all the games and systems coming out this month, I began to wonder: Is this the best month in video game history? Besides the four triple-A titles that just landed this week, we also have the Wii and PlayStation 3 launch this m...

 
 




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