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Holiday clearance! All Dtoid shirts now $12.95!

All t-shirts on the Destructoid store have been dropped down to $12.95! All the shirts are on clearance, meaning once they're out of print you won't be able to get these shirts again! We're making way for something new, and until then ...

 
 
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Destructoid shirts now going for $14.95

All t-shirts on the Destructoid store have been dropped down to $14.95! We've lowered the price, saving you a few bucks. Hoodies are still between $24.95 to $34.95, and as always you'll get free shipping worldwide on orders over $60. T...

 
 
 
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Destructoid's PAX Prime 2014 panel: Video Games Are Stupid

The PAX Prime 2014 panel schedule is live! This year for Prime we're going to host a panel that's more focused on the videogame industry as a whole instead of just talking about us and whatever is going on with the site. So join us for "Vid...

 
 
 
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What the hell did the Pokémon channel just upload?!

[Update: Hey look there's some kind of Slowpoke fishing web game associated with this.] The Pokemon Japanese YouTube channel just uploaded this. What in the hell, Pokémon? Related to the "shocking" announcement that's coming up...

 
 
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Watch James Bond suck at GoldenEye 64

GoldenEye 64 will easily go down forever as one of the best first-person shooters of all time. The movie the game was based on was quite good too! Now what happens when Pierce Brosnan, star of GoldenEye, gets into a multiplayer battle with...

 
 
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Atari is rebooting the Alone in the Dark franchise

Horror this, horror that. 2014 is going to be known for the year the horror genre really took off again. Presumably because games like Slender Man, Outlast, and more have made some of the bigger companies realize there's real inte...

 
 
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What if the next Assassin's Creed went to the Stone Age?

From the makers of Super Mario Warfare and all those wonderful cosplay montages comes Assassin's Creed: AC/BC. What if the Assassin's series starred cavemen from the Stone Age? That's what Beat Down Boogie wanted to find out.  Oh of c...

 
 
 
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Real-time face tracking taken to a whole new level

Omote is a real-time face tracking plus projection mapping technology that is applying CG onto a person's face in real time. It starts off a little uncanny valley-ish with some simple makeup overlays, but than it goes straight to "whoa we ...

 
 
 
 
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Samus gets a new outfit in Super Smash Bros. and oh boy

The latest update from Super Smash Bros boss Sakurai details Samus and her new outfits. Blue and orange shorts and a small top, both of which were seen at the end of Metroid: Fusion and Metroid: Zero Suit, respectively. Here's what Sakurai ...

 
 
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Admit it, you're a Yoshi ditcher

I've done it. You've done it. We've all done it. When you have to choose between Mario or Yoshi, it's always going to be Yoshi getting sacrificed for the greater good ... or for that damn Moon 3-Up x on the Cheese Bridge Area stage in Supe...

 
 
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Oh my god I need this Hotline Miami figure in my life

Hotline Miami developer Dennaton, along with Devolver Digital and esctoy.com have teamed up to create the Hotline Miami figure you've dreamed of. It's a 1/6 scale, 12-inch figure based on Jacket, featuring removable clothing, weapons, and h...

 
 
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Take to the skies with the latest GTA Online update

It's been quite some time since a major GTA Online update but Rockstar has broken its silence with the announcement of not heists. Sorry.  Instead it's The San Andreas Flight School update. Expect new air and land vehicles, aerial sol...

 
 
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Infamous: First Light shows off how great Fetch really is

Jack of all trades, master of none. Sure Delson from Infamous: Second Son has the ability to suck up other people's powers for his own, which is pretty cool in its own right. But those that just have one specific power to manage have way mo...

 
 
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How Far Cry 4 plans on making memorable missions

Think back on Far Cry 3. Reflect on all the memorable moments you had with that game. What sticks out the most? The missions or the unscripted stuff that happened in the open world? Chances are you primarily remember the unscripted stuff, m...

 
 
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Command a tiger that can turn invisible in Far Cry 4

Far Cry 3 had some pretty wild moments. Like, remember when Vaas was dancing around on the stripper pole? Good stuff. Far Cry 4 will have some crazy segments as well, but these are a little more grounded to the core of the game.  Scatt...

 
 
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Until Dawn is my kind of horror

I am a little baby when it comes to horror movies. I just can’t. I can’t sit and force myself to stare at a screen that will make me scream and flinch. That’s not fun to me! The opposite is true when it comes to horror vi...

 
 
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Assassin's Creed Rogue gives you more open ocean goodness

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag was a huge game. Like, you could easily sink 100 hours into that whole experience before getting 100 percent completion. So Assassin's Creed Rogue may or may not be quite the game for you. It just depends, r...

 
 
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Assassin's Creed Unity's two big changes that I'm excited for

Okay, so technically there's three big changes that everyone will be excited about, the third being the whole two- to four-player cooperative experience in Assassin's Creed Unity. Personally I'm not all that looking forward to it largely be...

 
 
 
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Okay, this Advanced Warfare Xbox One controller looks rad

Catch that Call of Duty: Advance Warfare Xbox One bundle earlier today? It's a custom system that includes the game and a 1TB HDD for $499.99. The controller is also custom designed, and if you were like me wishing it was available separate...

 
 




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Its annoying to use all of my boosters and rare or legendary cores and NOT get a 4 or 5 rank Its VERY annoying to use a common core and get a rare OH HAI DAGAS!

 
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Alrighty Ive got a video or two prepared for my LP With that behind me, Im looking forward to an all-nighter of God of War; Dad of War; God of Four; AREEEEEEEEESSSSSSS (well, now, its more like ODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN)!

 
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I dont have God of War or a ps4 so enjoy a post about not enjoying Heroes of the STorm again, I bought Gazlowe last year at some point, and i really love his mechanics, espcially at lvl 20 with the Charging mah lazors

 
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