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NSFW: Haydee is all about butts, and of course there's a nudity mod

Haydee, if you haven't heard, is the ass-to-face indie puzzler that's been turning heads all week for its glorious robottocks(tm) and otherwise awful, unintuitive, punishing gameplay that roguelike-lovers crave. Former Destructoid editor a...   read

 
 
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There's a Gaming Cruise?! Win 2 free tickets aboard GaCuCon

There's a gaming cruise? Of course there is, don't you think there should be? After all, there's EDM cruises, clothing-optional cruises, psychic cruises, disturbing Cruises, and finally now there's a proper gaming cruise. Essentially,...   read

 
 
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From the makers of Rapelay comes the ultimate VR porn game: Honey Select

 [Don't read this at work. This article is intended for 18+ over readers. All videos links are NSFW. Also, warning: brutal/kinky content in H-games, Western goggles, etc. If you're not interested in H-games don't read this at all. Unin...   read

 
 
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Piss on electrical cables to survive in Safety First (NSFWish)

Ok, point your monitor away from adults who tuck their shirts in by their own free will. This one's a little NSFW. In Safety First!, you gotta know when to piss and when to hold it. You piss to win. You beat the game if you piss right. Pis...   read

 
 
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Wonder what Crysis looks like on a $5000 Quadro graphics card?

Obviously, Nvidia's Quadro M6000 is not designed for gaming. The GPU is on par with Nvidia's top-of-the-line GeForce cards, but there's that ridiculous 12 to 24 Gigs of optional ECC memory in the pants. Putting logic aside and techno-lustin...   read

 
 
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Get a constant influx of pussy with Android N's easter egg

Yesterday, some Nexus phone owners were treated to an upgrade to Nougat aka Android 7.0, the latest version of Google's we-can-do-iOS-stuff-too-kinda operating system. It's by far the best version of Android I've ever used; punchy and crisp...   read

 
 
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There's some mechanical thing happening at Qtoid

For the uninitiated, Destructoid has a sort of in-house quasi-Twitter feed for our community members called Qtoid or "Quickposts on Destructoid". It's sort of where people post quick status messages, and that can be upvoted and quickly sort...   read

 
 
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YouTuber pick: MxR on Fallout 4 mods worth downloading

He had me at "breastfeeding is just a zip away." I was going through my YouTube feeds and spotted a smorgasbord of Fallout 4 mods worth looking into, as spotted by MxR Mods, including a fully functional portal gun. One of the most outlandis...   read

 
 
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NSFWish: I cannot handle the rollercoaster that is this cosplay twitter account

It's been a little while since we've had some cosplay on the home page, and we usually run that sort of thing on the weekend.  In an inexperienced attempted to fix this my journey went horribly awry. Somewhere down the rabbit hole of s...   read

 
 
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Area man crochets for 800 hours, makes massive Mario blanket

I'm not sure what's more impressive: the blanket, the fact that he put 800 hours of painstaking detail into it, or that this took six and a half years of on-and-off production before it was complete. It measures 2.2 x 1.8 funnymaths, and wa...   read

 
 


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Shutterstock offers VR stock images, gets roasted by LA Mag

We look dumb in VR headsets, there's just no getting around it. The first generation of commercially available gaming headsets are gigantic, clumsy paperweights. No matter how studly you think you are you're going to look like a drugged hor...   read

 
 
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How to get Windows 10 cheap after it's no longer free today

[This story was published July 21. I'm bumping it just to remind last minute slackers. Tomorrow we'll ask you how it went! -Niero] Microsoft will stop offering free Windows * * * TODAY * * *. If you don't have a reason to upgrade to 10...   read

 
 
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Catching up with Gamertag Radio: Documentary, Interview

Are you in the mood to hear two dinosaurs talk Game Industry shop? Gamertag Radio started out one year before Destructoid, and their focus on community certainly inspired and influenced my own work as a publisher. Back when I was based in M...   read

 
 
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Find $1,200 in your sofa for the new Nvidia Titan X video card

I've seen some ridiculous product launches, but this one takes the cake for 2016. This is the video card equivalent to walking in on your parents having sex. This is the video card equivalent of dropping a scissor in a toilet. This is fist...   read

 
 
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What the fockemon is a kilometer?

The kilometre (International spelling as used by people that live in castles; SI symbol: km) or kilometer (Official Great Nation Under God spelling) is a unit of length in the metric system, the precise distance between every Starbucks, and...   read

 
 
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Site maintenance will continue through the night, expect a few reboots

[Update: Sunday's maintenance is going mind-blowingly well, as we've had very little downtime.  You may still experience some slugginess on the hour as we replicate to the new servers, but it should clear up by Monday.  Thanks for...   read

 
 
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Video: Hundreds of pale limbs playing Pokemon Go in the park

Pokémon Go is definitely getting people laid, despite that the game is broken (and rubbish). Still, we can't stop playing it. What's a guy to do with a phone full of dull Rattata? (sigh) If you're a hopeless trainer like m...   read

 
 
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HTC: Here's $10 billion dollars, go make something good

2016 is not the year of Virtual Reality. Expensive headsets aside, the video cards required for 3x SuperSampling at 90 FPS are ridiculous, old people who haven't played Sightline: The Chair on vertigo-inducing equipment will never be c...   read

 
 
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How do you basketball?

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Shoot the dog! A fan remade the original Duck Hunt in virtual reality

Imagine playing the original Duck Hunt, but this time the ducks can zip to the left and far right of you and escape into the bushes behind! Some random guy just built that. You can play it today. Sooner or later Nintendo is going to give us...   read

 
 
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Oculus silently removes DRM as SuperHot gets roasted by angry Steam customers

Good news, everyone! If you're thinking of buying a Rift or Vive to play VR games in the future, you can go back to selecting that hardware based on its merits and not software exclusives. This weekend the timed Oculus exclusive for Superho...   read

 
 
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Suggested Price Warriors are vandalizing GeForce 1080 reviews

Have you seen Nvidia's stock? It was like $15 for the last five years and suddenly more than doubled. It's because they're making the worst video card ever. Nvidia's GeForce GTX 1080 is faster and more power efficient than their previous Ti...   read

 
 
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Gallery: Insane custom computers you can't buy

True story: I was getting a haircut some time back, making the dreaded small talk with the follicle artist, and she asks what I do for a living. If a person isn't pale and sickly looking from spending all day on the Internet explaining what...   read

 
 
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Site news: You can block whole user accounts in comments now

Here's a video on how to murdalize someone silently in the comments if they're giving you bad vibrations. It's about damn time: Disqus just added the ability to silently block a specific user.  You'll probably need it when somebo...   read

 
 
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Ugly new foldable Rock Band 4 guitar for $69, new DLC bundles

[Update: The pricing is $30 for the expansion, $70 for the Guitar, $90 for the guitar and game, or $200 for the guitar, game, and drums] Details about Rock Band 4's multiplayer are still vague, but the company offered a softball update with...   read

 
 
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Fight me, autumn! Fight me with your stupid shitty spiders! I can take them!

 
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I wish some of you lived closer to Id love to have some of you guys over to drink beers and play games tomorrow Its going to be another long weekend

 
Electric Reaper

Catboy Thursday

 
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Well, Everything that could go well for me after my risky decision is going I dont know what to This doesnt usually happen for

 
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Been listening to this practically nonstop

 
Seeeeeeth

So at work yesterday my pal left on the tap we pour syrup out of and it ended up spilling on a huge portion of the floor in the back I spent about an hour mopping but there mightve been a layer there Im scared to go to work for

 
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Death walks among you this #CatBoyThursday

 
Torchman

Accurate summary of what happened in the final mission of the SRW Z stream I just did with Zab in the Turns out you also get level ups and new attacks for doing it as well!

 
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Steam, why the hell do I have to log back in using a random code from your shitty authenticator after a brief power flicker? More to the point, why the fuck are you forcing that worthless crap on your users that wish to be competitive in the market?

 
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HIT THAT CAPS LOCK AND YELL OUT THE GOOD NEWS #CAPBOYTHURSDAY

 

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