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In this episode of Pregame Discharge: Lyle catches you up on the Nintendo Direct

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Society!

Pregame Discharge will never reach the point of including or implying symbolism because that is the language of cowards. Instead, we'll stick to the news that today features the following:

  • Nintendo had a Nintendo Direct
  • Definitely not checking why Toad and Mario Kart were trending on Twitter!
  • Loot box stupidity and criminal activity!

Toad has been met with a terrible, terrible fate. However, on the topic of symbolism, thankfully our own Lyle Wrath has yet to reach the equivalent of being compared to a president's penis -- at least not yet anyway. Then again... Imagine the branding possibilities!

So, while I still have you here and that image is sitting in your head: I'm gonna attempt to coax Lyle back into his cage with the soothing sounds of pop punk, alcoholic beverages, and a new supply of snow globes for him to shatter and then later consume the liquid from off the floor.

Discharged question of the week:

What is your favorite word that starts with R?

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I unironically like pop-punk, collect old gaming magazines, and I'm somehow allowed to do stuff around here. I've been enjoying and dabbling in Destructoid content since 2014. My goals are pret... more + disclosures


 


 



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