Behold, 'tis the "exclusive, between-seasons" episode of HAWP that was shown at today's PAX panel. Not so exclusive NOW, is it? Ha. Hahaha. Muahahah-alright, that's enough.
This paragraph is usually the part that would be full of stuff about Anthony filming the episode and how Ashley Davis is sitting next to him, because that's a thing that he says a lot for some reason. But I'm not Anthony and I don't know anything about filming this episode, and no one is sitting next to me except the Chinese lady who followed me home from the massage parlor, and she's more kind of flopped over with her head almost touching the floor and ... oh my, that ... wow, that can't be good.
Anyway, here is a new episode of Hey Ash Whatcha Playin, which will distract you while I clean this up.