Time to announce the winners of our Hector: Badge of Carnage caption contest. We gave an image, you gave us captions and we're giving ten of you the first episode of this raucous adventure game for the effort. Up above, you'll see my personal favorite of the winning entries, submitted by OMGmyFACE. Below, our other nine winning captions.
Winners will be receiving a code and download instructions in their Destructoid inbox shortly, so keep an eye out for that. Thanks to everyone who submitted!