Happy Birthday G4! We don’t know how to use a calendar …

Today Yesterday Half an hour ago was G4’s fifth birthday. The staff of Destructoid would like to wish the entire network a happy birthday, but unfortunately, they were in talks to merge with The FOOD Network and The Golf Channel, and we couldn’t get a hold of them.

In honor of their anniversary, we bring you the above clip. Not only is it indicative of the fantastic programming they’ve been spraying all over the mouths and chins of their viewers for the past five years, it also scares off feral dogs.

Happy birthday G4! 

[Props to KnuxSonic for reminding us of this, and helping us pick out some roses for Mr. Sessler.] 

Earnest Cavalli
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