'I'm Not a Hipster' update
Grand Theft Auto feels laughably behind the curve with its recent "post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, 100% re-claimed 'I'm Not a Hipster' Update." Even New Simpsons managed a banal and empty "hipster" episode two years ago.
But here we are, with "new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, animal masks and more" added instead of GTA Online's promised heists. Maybe with the next update we'll get a Charlie Sheen expansion.