Usually I struggle to find something new and original to say when I present a fresh batch of assets, but this time I don’t need to say much other than OGRE-MOUNTED DUELS! Yes, these new screens for Golden Axe: Beast Rider show off some OGRE-MOUNTED DUELING! It’s like regular dueling, but there is a f*cking ogre and you are on its c*nting back! Ace potatoes!
Okay, so Beast Rider still hasn’t totally grabbed me by the bollocks and demanded my attention, but if done right, I can foresee the mounted combat being considerably epic. We shall see. The fact that the Golden Axe name seems to have been awkwardly tacked onto this title still worries me.