Golden Axe screens: Now with ogre-mounted duels!

Usually I struggle to find something new and original to say when I present a fresh batch of assets, but this time I don’t need to say much other than OGRE-MOUNTED DUELS! Yes, these new screens for Golden Axe: Beast Rider show off some OGRE-MOUNTED DUELING! It’s like regular dueling, but there is a f*cking ogre and you are on its c*nting back! Ace potatoes!

Okay, so Beast Rider still hasn’t totally grabbed me by the bollocks and demanded my attention, but if done right, I can foresee the mounted combat being considerably epic. We shall see. The fact that the Golden Axe name seems to have been awkwardly tacked onto this title still worries me.

Jim Sterling