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GameStop has Donkey Kong Country Returns banana pouches

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The GameStop pre-order bonus for Donkey Kong Country Returns is what can only be described as a banana-shaped sleeping bag for your Wii Remote. My desire to obtain one of these is beyond irrational, guys. Quick staff reactions:

Dale says the controller went from a "solid Nintendo design, to that stupid condom, to the Motion Plus, to the longer condom and straps, to a f*cking banana."

Nick plans to place a real banana inside of the sleeve, and then proceed to do things to it that I'm not allowed to reprint on the front page. Where do the rest of you stand?

Donkey Kong Country Returns preorder bonus (pic) [GoNintendo]


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