I have no words
Remember that huge buildup for that mystery Game Freak game, where we all thought it might have something to do with a major IP? Well, provided this newly discovered project is one and the same, it turns out it's a lot simpler than that -- Game Freak is developing a 3DS eShop game that features one part Solitaire and one part horse racing, called Soriti Horse.
Yep. You literally playing Solitaire to improve your relationship with your hose, then race it. Interestingly enough, this will be Game Freak's first published game. Soriti Horse is set to hit the Japanese eShop on July 31st for ¥500, and there's no word on a localization.