From Russia with love ... and confusion: Secret Agent Royal Jew?


As if it wasn't bad enough that we don't get all the cool Japanese games, there are now also Russian absurdities to kill puppies over. Secret Agent Royal Jew? How awesome does that sound! Even if the game was total crap, I'd love to walk around with that cart taped to my forehead so people could run to me and ask me all about it at conventions. You know, because the robot helmet isn't enough. Ahf Mir Gezogt!*

If you're feeling experimental and have 3 hours to kill, other pirated curiosities from China were also spotted on this site, like The Panda Prince (known as Earnest Cavalli in the states). Among the notable ones are weird Shinobi games, Mario in a McDonald's, fake Harry Potter 8-bit roms, and sultry cheesefests like Honey Peach. Use the menu on the top left of CaH4e3 to go through the years of debauchery.

*That means "don't touch my lambchops" is Swedish. Unfortunately, no additional info on this gem is available. If you have any details, please immediately notify this guy.  He's been playing Tetris for decades and is starting to crack.

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