Friday Night Fights - For Da Kids


Game with the Dtoid Community!

My tank is empty and it's been a rough week. Have some dirty limericks! Share your own below!

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to fuck
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

-Have a good Friday everyone!

New to FNF? Read this! Each week, a bunch of us Dtoiders get together to play videogames online! It's a 100% community-run event, so feel free to join in or even host something yourself!

The planning for FNF starts in the forums, where community members sign up to host matches and post their pertinent details (game, time, Gamertag, etc.). Then, every Friday, reminder posts go up in the community blogs thanks to a dedicated group of volunteers, and I recap it all here on the front page to give it a bit more exposure.

To join in, simply send a friend request to the match host! If you'd rather host something yourself, sound off in the comments section below!

Tonight's Streamers: Add yourself in the comments if you are streaming! All games marked with * below, will be streamed. Click on the game title to be taken to the respective channel.

Here's the up-to-date Streamtoid schedule. Wanna join in the fun? Send us an email!

Tonight's Games:

  • Tubby's Week Off 
    Host: Usedtable (GT: T U B B Y DC)
    Time: 830pm PST | 1130pm EST

Check the XBOX FNF blog for more info!

Tonight's Games:

  • Driveclub  (PS4)
    Host: Mr. Kimball (Former Det. John?) (PSN: Nanashi707)
    Time: 4pm PST | 7pm EST
  • Rocket League (PS4)
    Host: Mr. Haney (PSN: Nanashi707)
    Time: 6pm PST | 9pm EST
  • Payday 2: Crimewave Edition (PS4)
    Host: TheDefibrillator (PSN: ThDefenestrator)
    Time: 8pm PST | 11pm EST

Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!

Tonight's Games:

Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!

Tonight's Games:

  • I Bet You Haven't Been Fucking Like Me!: Frozen Edition
    Host: Damn Engagee's (NID: StriderHoang)
    Time: Enjoy it, while you can.

Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!

Tonight's Games:

  • Turn Your Head and Cough, Dad!
    Host: Smurfee McGee (NID: 4828-3774-2570)
    Time: 7pm PST | 10pm EST

Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!

Tonight's Games:

  • Team Fortress 2 (Early Game)
    Time: 5pm PST | 8pm EST
  • Team Fortress 2 (Late Game)
    Time 9pm PST | 12am EST
  •  Heroes of the Storm
    Host: AvtrSpirit
    BattleNet ID: AvtrSpirit#1860
    Time: 8pm PST | 11pm EST

Check out the PC FNF Blog for more info!

Free this weekend? Why not sign up to host something for Weekend Warriors?! It's like Friday Night Fights all weekend long! Sign up in the comments or Forum thread if you're interested!


  •  Sign up to host in the comments below!


  •  Sign up to host in the comments below!

Check out the Weekend Warriors thread for more info!

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Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probabl... more + disclosures


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