Forget zombies, bears are the best part of H1Z1


And the deadliest

H1Z1 is a game about surviving the zombie apocalypse. It should be a game about surviving the bear apocalypse, because they are way fucking scarier than any zombie. But, maybe that hits too close to home since bears might actually murder you in your house while you're sleeping. Zombies have a very low chance of doing that because they aren't real.

Bears cause all sorts of shenanigans in H1Z1. They're ruthless, creative killers that have but one motive: murder. These videos don't serve to entertain; they serve to warn. If you see a bear, well, you're probably as good as dead.

Bears have no respect for authority. That's evident by the fact that this one took out four people chillin' by a cop car. R.I.P, Eazy-E; this bear's Straight Outta Compton, too.

Sometimes bears will charge your car head-on and flip that thing right over. They're fearless creatures. Death means nothing to them as long as they can take you down with them. Bears channel the kamikaze spirit.

H1Z1's town isn't named "Silent Hill," but it might as well be when bears meander down the street waiting for their prey. When the trap is sprung, there's a quick detour through the real estate of suburbia until everything inevitably ends in bloodshed.

Remember how I said bears will kill you in your bed? Your tub's no safer. Not when they clip through walls and show up in your bathroom.

GOD BEAR?! Fuck. This.

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