Hello friends! Earlier this week Batman: Arkham Asylum came out. It’s been getting really good reviews! IGN gave both the 360 and PS3 versions a 9.3, because they never do separate reviews for multiplatform releases unless the game is fundamentally different. You would think that would be a good way to keep fanboy arguments to a minimum, right?
Wrong!
Before we get to the straight fanboying, I always like to take a moment to laugh at how seriously everyone takes number scores, and how people think there’s some definitive scale you can use.
8.7 is a little more appropriate than 9.3… This game doesnt belong with groundbreaking titles
didi edios pay you IGN? please its a 8.5 at best really 9?
lol. im pretty sure they gave it a 9.3 just to annoy people.
AN 8.5 FOR THE Graphics? WHAT A DOUCHE BAG i say more like 9.5
As part of the review, IGN notes that the game is about 12 hours. This doesn’t sit well with a large portion of the internet. A game that’s NOT 50 hours? And doesn’t have MULTIPLAYER?! GOOD HEAVENS.
Game looks incredible but for 12 hours is not worth it
Only 12 hours and it gets a 9 for last appeal? What?
it scored a 9.3? no way. for a non-RPG single player game without any multiplayer whatsoever? IGN is drinking the kool-aid
9.0 for a 12 hour game? And that’s with the riddles solved? Yikes, that’d be a 7.0 in my book. I’m also not convinced the gameplay is deep enough for a 9.5. An 8.5 maybe. Ah well. Based on the review, I’d score this as an 8.8-8.9
what idiot would buy a game that would only last at the most 12 hours
9.0 lasting appeal for a game that lasts 12 hours including optional content and has no multiplayer? Okay…
Once upon a time I’d buy games purely for the fun factor. Now I buy them only if they’re a justifiable investment. Meaning I’ll get more than a dozen hours of play time out of them. That pretty much starts with the length of game. If it’s long then I don’t need multiplayer. If it’s short it needs multiplayer.
Someone quickly figures out that they can compare Batman’s 9.3 to other games. I’m surprised it took as long as it did for someone to mention it.
Better than infamous
Wow, a better score than inFamous.
unless there’s something missing from the demo, this rating is too high. high 8’s, sure, but a 9.3 is a little too much. i think infamous got a 9.4 and it was waves better than this game from what i can tell. greg must be a comic nerd or something
Then some other people get a brilliant idea. Why compare the score to games that are already out? Let’s talk about games that haven’t even been released yet!
Uncharted 2 will get a better review. I’m guessing a 9.6
im going to get realy disapointed if uncharted 2 doesnt get a better review than this
While much less common, a few people just couldn’t believe that this game even got a good score at all.
Still don’t see why anyone other than bat-fetishists or comic nerds should be interested in this game.
I dont care how high the rating for this ugly game is. I’d rather wait for Assassins Creed 2 than to throw away $60.00 on a sluggish looking game that’s going to earn an easy score just because of that boring Dark Knight Piece of crap of a film did easily well thanks to Mr. Ledger’s death and the fact that he did the Joker good enough. But still, to hell with this.
The numbers chat died down relatively quickly — probably because it’s a multi platform release and it got a very respectable score. What’s a fanboy to do? Well, you could always start screaming about hardware…
i find the ps3 version to have so much better graphics than the 360 im runnig on a 32 inch 1080i hdmi so i can tell the difference
Too bad the PS3 version only runs in 720p, look on the back of the case…….but wait… the 360 says 1080p….
LOL You realize the 360 has HDMI right? The reason the ps3 cant do full 1080p on games cause its got a slow ass 1x blu-ray drive.
Wtf are you on about? All PS3 games CAN run in 1080p.. xbox games can only run in 720p (LOL) and if you do some smart thing to make the game run in 1080p the image will be all stretched.. and how do you know it says on the back of the box its not out yet jeez!
BigT you’re a fuckin idiot. You can claim not to be a fanboy but it’s obvious that you are. “The game just feels right with the PS3 controller” Get the fuck out…I’m not trying to brag or showboat, but I have a 55″ LED HDTV, 1080p support, surround, all that goodness and I can honestly say the PS3 version does, in fact, have more jaggies. At least it did in the demo. Graphically, the 360 version is crisper and runs at a slightly faster clip. The extra content for the PS3 version was a retarded decision on the developers part though of course it wasn’t really their choice. Money talks, and I’m guessing the extra content will be a timed exclusive anyway. Get over it and face the facts BigT, multiplat PS3 titles still aren’t reaching their full potential because the console is so Goddamned retardedly hard to program for. As a huge fan of the PSX and PS2, I wish this wasn’t true but it is…
Every body stop the 360 owners cant admit that their jelous PS3’s version of batman it way better the controles are more tight and work better and we got the joker get over it you have a better console overall so stop complaining and its not a five hour game if you try to solve all the riddels its more like a 15 – 10 hour game
Suddenly, out of nowhere some kid randomly shows up and starts spouting off about Halo 3. And he posts pretty much the exact same messages as a response to any person who even attempts to talk to him.
HALO 3 HAAAAAAAAA even ps1` games look better than halo 3 at 600p X360 has a 54% defect rate and this is how shitty Halo 3 looks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1-SLXfDnOc ..
LOL even ps2 games look and play better than halo 3. MGS4 got 10 from IGN Bly ray drive in PS3 is faster than 12x DVD drive of OVEN BOX aka x360 with 54% defect rate
x360 has 54% defect rate LOL, no wifi, no HDMI 1.3 support, no FREE online, no DEDICATED SERVERS , no games ,no BLU RAY player. also HD DVD is defunct now
Shortly after, his friend with the delightful username of ‘LOLRRODE74360POSLMAO’ decides to join in.
I’ll take the actual complete version on PS3 thanks. I’ve seen the demo of both versions in action and could not see one drop of difference in the visuals AT ALL. So PS3 version wins out for more content… oh, and also by automatic virtue of being on a console that doesn’t have a better than one in two chance of blowing up in your face of course.
And now we have a full on fanboy war.
i read some of the “reviews” and they fall in the category of xbox 360 fagboys raving about how much better its on the 360 and how sony sucks and what not
lol @ ign they are pretendening to like ps3 noW.
Go ride the Dark Knights dick until the cows come home you prick.
lol! poor little douchebag, i must have hit a nerv. go piss your pants you cock sucker
wow…you actually resorted to you mamma jokes…what a sad little shit you must be. Well im done pissing people off ont his site and watching them spazz. Thanks for the intertainment dickhole. Comment back like the little pussy you are though. Not gonna see it.
One poor soul who apparently has never used the internet before pleads for the insanity to stop.
Please don’t say fuck in this place. If you want to do that do it on another site please
No one listens to him though. Another guy who is pissed off by all the fanboyism tries to get people to calm down, but with only two sentences in he morphs into an internet tough guy. I wonder if fanboyism is like some kind of zombie virus that you can transmit through the internet? Someone should probably look into that.
you guys are all fuckin straight haters.. you click the link to the batman review just to instantly scroll to the bottom and talk shit about the rating, your opinion on the game, or how bad the guy rating it did in reviewing the game.. get a life u e-thugs hes giving his own review its your choice to listen or not if you wanna buy it and play it, go ahead. if not, click back or the X button and go jerk off n if by any chance u dont believe me add me on PSN [PSN ID removed]
One borderline illiterate fellow decides to cut in to complain about a different IGN editor, one who didn’t even review Batman, who had gone completely unmentioned until this point.
The others editors always say some good thing but Hilary Goldstein is saying stupids comment like a 5 years old.
And finally, the fanboying reaches its apex as people manage to get into a list fight.
PS3 Sucks butt,
10.The motion sensing in the sixaxis controler feels like a cheap rip-off of the Wiimote.
9.Can you say Timebomb?
8.One Word: Haze.
7.System Update causes console to die.
6.They still make PS2 games.
5.The Sixaxis controler does not even have rumble
4.Backwards compatibility is a mess.
3.Nintendo has Mario and Zelda. Xbox has Halo. What does Sony have? Nothing.
2.There is no pride in earning a trophy because you know that it is just a rip-off of the Xbox’s achivements system. 1.Most of its sales are attributed to it being a cheap Blu-Ray Player.are you serious.
10. The sixaxis controller is different and works very differently.
9. Can you say Failure Rate?
8. Ok it has a dissapointing game…what console doesn’t?
7. What are you smoking?
6. And still make money…Who cares?
5. Um….ever heard of Dual Shock 3?
4. Agree with you here
3. LittleBigPlanet…
2. lol everything you see is most likely a copy of something else. and Honor for obtaining pixel award…wow
1. Most of the 360s sales are from a new console. Since the last one crapped out.
you sir are a retard.10. And project Natal will be different how?
9. This one doesn’t even make any sense.
8. And 360 doesn’t have games that bomb? Anyone heard of Too Human?
7. Very rare, much more rare then the red ring of death.
6. And this is a complaint how?
5. Dualshock 3?
4. I own the 60GB model that has the chip so I’ve never had a problem playing PS1 or PS2 games. 360 is by FAR worse in terms of backwards compatibility.
3. Nothing except for God of War, Gran Turismo, Little Big planet. But whatever those games aren’t good.
2. This is just plain stupid.
1. Now this is you just crying about something. No one is debating how many units are getting sold, you were saying its not a good system or to quote you how it “sucks butt”. That has nothing to do with it “sucking butt”. Market research clearly states that the PS3 is currently behind the Xbox and Wii. Can’t argue with that.
After the list fight, I think people finally realized that the entire conversation was stupid, and most people just gave up and wandered off to go find something else to complain about. What was once a fierce fanboy battleground became nothing more than a barren, empty field. But if you listen carefully, you can hear the final words uttered before the fanboys vanished into the darkness.
ur very immature lol u loosa
No Fanboy Friday next week, because we’ll all be partying at PAX! Feel free to find your own fanboys and post them in the forums though!
Published: Aug 28, 2009 06:20 pm