Fanboy Friday: Crank Dat Soulja Boy Edition

Each week, Fanboy Friday takes a look at some of the most ridiculous, asinine, and unintentionally hilarious comments made by fanboys from a variety of gaming sites.

Alright, so E3 is coming up in a couple weeks, which is exciting. What is not exciting is that, in the weeks leading up to E3, there’s usually no major game releases or really any major news that gets the fanboys all riled up, and that means I don’t have a ton of material to work with. 

So, as is usually the case when I’m feeling lazy and/or there’s nothing to write about, this week will be a video post! No one has really put out any good ‘I hate the PS3 videos’ recently, so this week is all about why the 360 is the shittiest piece of shit Micro$oft has ever made.

Let’s go.

As you may remember, a few weeks ago we held Chad Warden Idol. Our winner, ELPRESADOR, has put out a bunch of new videos since then, so here’s one of his better ones. Apparently in the span of 3 weeks, his accent has gotten thicker and his ramblings have become even more incoherent.

 
Dominicanair has uncovered a HOT GAMETRAILERS CONSPIRACY!
 

This dumbass decides his 360 sucks and wants to buy a PS3 instead. Rather than do something like sell his 360, he thinks it’s a better idea to pour a bottle of water into the 360 to break it. Why? BECAUSE IT SUX.

XBOX SUCKS BECAUSE IT COSTS MONEY (that my mom gives me) AND SOMEONE CALLED ME A HOMO!

Short but sweet. If your wrist is so frail that you can’t pick up and hold a controller, I think you have some serious problems.

And finally, I’ll leave you with this. Prepare to have your brain melted.

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