Fan movie alert: Metal Gear Solid: Philanthropy Next Gen Trailer

When one thinks fan films based off of video game properties, one thing comes to mind — it’s gotta be better than Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark.

Fortunately, Boll had absolutely nothing to do with Metal Gear Solid: Philanthropy. The fan film (produced by the Italy-based Hive Division) is a wholly original and independent piece of work that mixes live action with CGI. Chances of it being better than any Hollywood produced Metal Gear film are high, but that’s not saying much.

Is it me, or does the CG metal gear in this trailer looking like a walking dildo? Hey, I’m just saying, is all. It’s still better than Bloodrayne. Not that I like dildos better than Kristanna Loken. Because I don’t, okay?

Stop looking at me like that.

Nick Chester