Do you see this, Zach? It's a contest to win one of three copies of Deadly Premonition, each with a promotional poster. Wow, wouldn't you like to win one of those, Zach? Unfortunately we can't, so we're going to have to give them to the Destructoid readers instead.
Here comes another contest, clear as a crisp spring morning. Destructoid has three copies of Deadly Premonition to give away, courtesy of the fine folk at Ignition. Each copy of this excellent horror/comedy game will come with a poster as well. Be the envy of all your friends next time you saunter into the Galaxy of Terror. It'll be the region-locked 360 version, so obviously this can't apply to readers outside of America.
In order to win, you need to perform a very simple task. You must F .. K in the coffee! What on Earth does that mean, exactly? It's up to YOU to decide. Post proof of your FK'ing in the coffee to be in with a chance. If it's a photo or video, make sure there is a Destructoid sign visible to prove your legitimacy.
Contest ends AT MIDNIGHT OMG HURRY THIS IS THE LAST WARNING. With those incredibly vague entry conditions, I now leave you to work it out. Let's go, Zach!