There's a Rupert Holmes song here somewhere...
Do you like piña coladas and getting caught in zombie-infested time loops? Are you not into yoga, but into land masses that are surrounded by water on all sides? Deep Silver took out a personal ad. It wants you to meet at a bar called O'Malley's where you can plan your escape.
Escape Dead Island, that is. The mysterious zombie tale breaks out on November 18 on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 and bridges the gap between Dead Island and Dead Island 2. It deviates from the Dead Island you know however, as it deals heavily with sleuthing and mystery solving. Don't fret -- it still looks big on the whole zombie slaying stuff.
You know, I'm nobody's poet, but I thought this post wasn't half bad.