Enough already: Another Grand Theft Auto IV trailer emerges

OK, enough is enough. I can’t take it anymore. Here’s another God damned trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV, this time focusing on the game’s central character, Niko Bellic. I’m tired of this trailer crap … give me the damned game, already.

I know it’s in stores, too. I spoke with some GameStop folks who said they received their shipments yesterday, and they’re just sitting in their stock rooms collecting dust until April 29. I also know that if I were a shady character, I could toss on an eye patch and pirate the game. But I’m not an industry ruining monster, so I don’t even have a unit I could play the damned thing on. (Hey, I won’t judge if you do.)

I’m sitting here on Friday afternoon, staring outside my window for a FedEx or DHL or UPS truck to deliver my review copy of GTA IV. Nothing. I was told it would arrive (possibly) by this weekend, but as the day drags on, I’m starting to believe that’s simply not happening. And then GameTrailers sends us a link to this video, as if to rub it in my face. I’m slipping those dudes some roofies at E3.

Seriously, I can’t take this waiting for much longer. Why do Rockstar tease us like this? 

Nick Chester