EA Showcase 08: Hands-on with Brain Quest Grades 3 & 4 and 5 & 6

Brain Quest is a game for the chilluns. It’s based on the Brain Quest card deck, and it’s basically Brain Age for grade schoolers. Each game will feature over 6,000 questions in subjects like English, history, math, science and geography. Brain Quest will have a little story mode to it, as well as a multiplayer versus and co-op modes.

The game will also feature Sudoku puzzles with 4×4, 6×6 and 9×9 grids and will let players write outside of the grids to help people figure out what should go where. 

I played a few of the challenges in the math section and the first question instantly made me feel retarded. I forget the question now, but the answer was circle. I was expecting to solve math equations, not solve shape problems, dammit. After that, I figured out everything out perfectly and felt proud that I was able to rock third grade math.

I wish there had been a third grader near me when I got all the questions right. I would have yelled “HA! IN YOUR FACE B*TCH!”, thrown the DS at their face, and then motorboated their mother’s breasts. What? You jerks wouldn’t have read this post unless I said something stupid and/or demented anyway.

Hamza Aziz