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EA buys Battlefield13-20.com? Pfff, we own Battlefield69

2013-05-08 18:30:00  ยท  Papa Niero
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Next Gen is balls

BREAKING: DESTRUCTOID LEADS THE ARMS RACE IN STUPID MILITARY DOMAIN NAMES

San Francisco, CA - Somewhere near Philz Coffee and 24th Street

It appears that EA has registered www.Battlefield13.com through www.Battlefield20.com, speculating endless sequels. Not to be outdone, PC gaming site RockPaperShotgun secured www.Battlefield21.com, paying an exorbitant 25 euros.  It was previously surmised that no number was higher than 21, but through the use of M.A.T.H.S. our engineering team was able to lock down a sexy www.Battlefield69.com for under 8 bucks. It's all about domain name discount club, silly battlen00bs. *teabags your chassis* 

You see, in 'Murica it's all about thinking further ahead. Also, head.




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