E3: Halo's Master Chief vs. Destructoid!


High noon, Nintendo Wii booth. Two men with overdeveloped craniums and a robotic fashion sense that stops at the neck meet and challenge each other to a... TAN-TAN-TAN HELMET SHOWDOWN!!! Learn the rules, see the photos, and meet the chief himself after the jump: How does this game work? Rule #1 - You don't talk about Helmet Showdown. Rule #2 - You cannot play Helmet Showdown without a helmet that covers your face completely. Otherwise it's a staring contest, and that's a completely different regulated sport. Rule # 3 - Challenge the face of the other guy and looking as pissed as possible with your body for the sheer amusement of others and do not move at all until your knees give out. Who won this faceoff? The 500+ people bored to death waiting for the damn Wii line to move that witnessed this event unfold right before their very eyes! Master Chief was played by fellow hardcore gamer Tyler Ager, who's hilarious web site is KissTheChief.com. I am so proud to own this man's business card. It has the chief's face and his name in the halo font. Fucking Hardcore Tyler. Here's a sampling of what you'll find at his site: toylet.jpg

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Papa Niero
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I've been writing about video games on Destructoid for almost 12 years. It would be insane to stop now. I do a lot of stuff behind the scenes here, but mostly my job is to keep Destructoid wei... more + disclosures


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