I am not kidding.
Right now, at the Ubisoft press conference, Ubisoft announced a game ... er, sorry ... a "game" called Innergy. Basically, it teaches you how to relax by guiding your breathing using a sensor that you attach to your body.
At least, that's what I think it does. I was a little distracted by the guy with pink hair demonstrating it on host Joel McHale.
Seriously, what am I even typing? What happened to "SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 IS COMING OUT! HERE ARE SOME SCREENSHOTS!" Things were so much simpler back in the day.
So, yeah, an energy sensor that tracks your breathing. Thoughts? I don't really know what else to say.