In news that will surprise absolutely everybody on the planet, it has been announced that Duke Nukem Forever will not make its projected release date of May 3. Yep, that's right ... Duke Nukem Forever is delayed. Can you imagine that?
Don't worry, however. It's not indefinite, and Gearbox is still adamant that this is a real game and not some kind of ludicrous joke. The date has been shifted to June 14 in North America and June 10 worldwide.
To make up for it, Gearbox made the announcement in a rather cute way. Watch the video above for Randy Pitchford's release date announcement.