And it gets better...
I just got the coolest lunchbox in the universe in the mail. Really, a DuckTales lunchbox is good enough to win me over (thanks, Capcom!), but what was inside was as good as gold. Under a bunch of shredded money I found a golden DuckTales NES cartridge. These babies are numbered (my certificate reads 113 out of 150 total), so I'm guessing these are pretty rare.
This is, of course, to promote the upcoming release of DuckTales Remastered.
I'll dig out my NES tomorrow, but from what I hear, the cartridge works perfectly. It looks brand new.