Please pardon our dust as we experiment with our new blogging software tonight. We'll be adding some new exciting features and then immediately taking them away before you've had the chance to truly enjoy them. The maintenance should begin around midnight and end shortly after I go get a beer.
In the meantime, this is a good opportunity to reflect on who you are as a person and ask yourself a question you've been turning your back on all these years.
"Should a grown man own these many old socks?"